eats cats cuz they can't get real pussei

Ashes to ashes
spirit to spirit
take this user
delete this account

Is oppressed by the tools of sandbox society in a Newspaper Thread forced to exaggerate drama..
Has a long profile video that lures little kids into learning about meteor-brutality leading to the extinction of Christopherzilla's relatives.

is a sperm bank

probably breaks into said sperm banks in hopes of finding a sample from tom brady

Probably donates sperm at sperm banks for the free HD pr0n

if she were bitten during a zombie apocalypse she would hide her injury from the rest of the survivors

doesn't support the environment

should be chopped down like his brothers in the rainforests

Uses pictures to deliver insults he cannot deliver himself.

No Youtube video on profile to express their emotions. Quite a "zzzz" profile too. Plus only real chests are what people like. Not chests that attack them for no reason.

Great pro here.

assumes I use facebook.
you know what happens when you assume? It makes an *ss out of you and- actually just you.

some users do not enjoy this users roasts

you suck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA

what are you? a kaiju or a dino? either way, shouldn't you be extinct?

his sister has a big nose

GRAVITY FALLS

insulted jimbae's gayness

probably a fake gay

in love with MeetTerry

has numbers in username

He's a tree.

Implying there is more than one type of doom.

terrible puns, and not the good kind