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Calling it Quits

over 9 years

Alright people of Epicmafia. It's been a long time since I've made a serious macro-thread outlining my thoughts. I've really mellowed out about epicmafia since departing as admin, only to get super mad when talking about setups that I don't like, because nothing makes me more upset than bad setups. Either way, this is my first serious thread of 2015. Remember 2014? Good times. In the words of a recently banned user "Twas a blast."

I haven't been on the site all that much recently, at least not much since Vancy stepped down. Well, at least not in the sense of being involved in the game of policy and shady dealings that goes on behind the scenes. However, one thing I've noticed though is that although the competition still puts up pretty solid numbers, there seems to be a general malaise spread throughout the community. I can't help but feel the site is spiraling downhill. Just looking through the past 10 rounds, over half of them had some sort of mega cheating investigation, trophy winners who got thrown for, or outright cheating. It's kind of shocking that anyone bothers to run anymore when there is such a high volume of cheating, especially when trophies are valued at less than the dollar during the 2008 crash. It just seems kinda silly. There's so much effort that goes into the moderation of gold heart games to keep them legitimate, while there is a ton of effort poured into making them illegitimate as well. All for what, though?

So I really, seriously want to pose this question: Do you think it's time for the competition to stop?

Now before you throw Molotov cocktails at your computer screen, just hear me out. Let's go on a journey together.

Imagine a world on epicmafia without a competition. Mods would last longer since they wouldn't get burned out from long investigations. No one could troll rounds, since there are no rounds to troll. Maybe the comp lobby could see a revival, for those who are into that sort of lobby gentrification. Not to mention, cheaters would have no reason to cheat - there's no "trophy" to be gained from cheating in red hearts, unless you just like upsetting people. Imagine a world where every game of mafia is casual mafia, you can play any setup you want at any time, without having to rely on some douchecanoe to comp something playable, and double point Jan becomes the stage that all mafia players wish to be stars on? This is a world I think we should live in. I would know, I have sources.

I know this is pretty radical, but I have a solution for those of you who still really like comp on the site.

We could replace the competition with chess: https://epicmafia.com/game/4102695?password=46139b0b16d7696468a818ef81ab82a93691f7d5

Honestly, tbh, I'm being honest.
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Free Gallis Hunter
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Kill Comp
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Nuke the forums instead
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bwaaa bwaaa bwaaaa
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thanks for looking out for the little guy
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Don't Kill Comp
deletedover 9 years
They're going to print my avatar on epicmafia zazzle t-shirts, and they're going to sell.
deletedover 9 years
After next round when I win gold, every round will take 14 days to complete and the average gold winner will win 2.5 games a day.
deletedover 9 years
I'm going to win the last legitimate gold trophy ever next round, the very last one.
over 9 years
the competition definitely shouldn't stop. without the competition there's no incentive to play any setup other than fancy pants. mods not sticking around for a long time is definitely an issue and it always has been, but there are betters ways to solve it than nuking the competition.

for starters, start modding people who are interested in cheating investigations, like both bears.
over 9 years
So much for restructuring the mods around the integrity of the game.
over 9 years
I thought you wanted better for this site, you want to do things to make it harder for the already failed mods to to fail even more.
deletedover 9 years
I'm here to bring the integrity back for one last round: The next one.
over 9 years
losers give up. I don't. Not on anybody on this site.
over 9 years
everyone knows how much i love free trips to Philadelphia. I've been foiled.
over 9 years
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over 9 years
im glad AMime and Steve are both picking up what I'm putting down.
over 9 years

UniversalStudios says

This dumb. Who give a about mod being burnt out with cheating investigation when they're too sorry to ban the cheaters? Y


cheating is pretty draining, regardless of whether you get it right or not.

sounds like a plan, zhuorb.
over 9 years
[the antebellum begins]
over 9 years

Renaldo says

just beat betrayal in chess. had a really fun time since there was nothing on the line. I'm 1-0 now, I have to keep track of my record all by myself since there's no round. I don't have to worry if I choke either, since there's no trophy on the line. I can just focus on having fun and mastering my craft with my e-pals. This rules.


chess me some time
over 9 years
if both competition and forum didn't exist, modding would rule. It'd be like those gangster movies where everyone sits around smoking and playing cards all night. They can do that, because there aren't any cheating investigations or forum drama to deal with.
over 9 years
And since you have no time constraints, you can play poker as well now :3
over 9 years
just beat betrayal in chess. had a really fun time since there was nothing on the line. I'm 1-0 now, I have to keep track of my record all by myself since there's no round. I don't have to worry if I choke either, since there's no trophy on the line. I can just focus on having fun and mastering my craft with my e-pals. This rules.
over 9 years
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vilden says

I would play hold'em a lot more if someone would fix the UI


Yes, instead of focusing on every other issue the site has, this should be of top concern.
over 9 years
This dumb. Who give a about mod being burnt out with cheating investigation when they're too sorry to ban the cheaters? Y
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Let's play some poker

https://epicmafia.com/game/4102768?password=9f15f54488d01d3937e203d1b184f4404fcb8ad9


We should also try webcam poker some time
over 9 years
I would play hold'em a lot more if someone would fix the UI
over 9 years
poker tbh
over 9 years
replace the competition with chess