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Satan for moderator

over 9 years

Yes, I'm doing a Public Moderator Application, since the Moderators are ignoring my Moderator Application that I gave them. This is probably going to be a really long thread, so grab some popcorn.


I started playing on Epicmafia because I was really bored, I joined this site via someone else from another game. (Which I was starting to get really bored of).

So, as I started this site there were good people and rude-gamekilling- people, one of them is probably going to neg this thread.

As I started to get better at the game, I started only playing Ranked games, I used to play SITD with some other people until that group of SITD was.. dead, no one used to play SITD anymore, which is why I started playing Ranked games.

Then I saw something called "Competitive Lobby".. I started playing some games in that lobby really randomly, not for running, just to play games.

I remember also trying to play in the Training Lobby competitive, although I never really ran, I went 5/5 on the first two days and then I didn't have time to complete that run, I remember in that round, I got much hate, because I was 5/5 on Day 1 and Day 2, as they never said I could win a trophy.

Some rounds later, I thought of playing on both Training Lobby's competitive and the Competitive Lobby, I was doing well in both of them until I decided to only play on 1 of them because I didn't have enough time, I chose Training Lobby because none of my friends played in the Competitive Lobby and I thought It'd be nicer to win in the Lobby that my friends are, and I went on to win the Gold trophy, of course, I started bragging about my trophy since people said I couldn't win trophies.

Skipping more than a year.. Round 248, I was doing really well until the 9th/10th day, I was 1st place, and was guaranteed a trophy, even if not Gold trophy.. but then, A moderator got hidden linked, and a Hacker refunded 10 of my wins, I was really angry and shouting at every mod for that, they didn't pause the round, and I ended up getting 24th place.

People said "he didn't deserve it anyways", (can be found if you search for the discussion of round 248) Which made me really mad, and I ended up getting an unfair violation by the Moderator.. Oliver, I think. (Censor Bypassing on the Forums, Oliver gave me a note, and said if you Bypass again you'll get a violation, so I said in the comments of the report "Give me a violation, then" Thinking he wouldn't actually give me one, but he broke the Moderator rules and give me a Violation anyways)

That incident (Losing a trophy) made me not play games as I used to play in the past, as I've wasted 10 days of my life trying to win a virtual trophy and then I don't win it unfairly. I was just not the Satan that had won 2 trophies. (I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this)

Of course, when I meet a Moderator I tell them to look at my Moderator Application, they end up getting Mad, and possibly kill me in games for that, (such saltiness). I remember not a long time ago from today, I sent a Moderator Application, but they ignored it and Modded ScubaSteve instead.

I could've made this thread way longer, but that'd be wasting my time, and making you lazy people not read it.

I've already been helping new players in Unranked games, and people can prove you that, but who even cares? Moderators just get their friends Modded cause they're their friends, not because of their quality or , which is way this site is going downhill, and I don't want that to happen since I've wasted 2+ years on this site helping new players and doing useful stuff, but who even cares?

Hello haters, before randomly negging this thread and try to give me hate whenever you see me, read it carefully, I'd rather not get hate on this thread, because I'm being 100% serious.

The other times I wasn't serious and taking it as a Joke because I knew I wasn't going to get accepted, and the time I told bell in game to Mod me I knew I wasn't getting accepted either, because I said it Jokingly.

I'm going to make a petition although they don't mean crap (edited to maintain common decency) to the Moderators. (We all know Benjamin but he is currently playing chess).

I really want to type more but If I type more and get refused then that'd be a huge waste of my time.

I'm locking this thread because no one wants to hate or love comments, I'm not here trying to get attention, I'm only trying to help the site.

over 9 years
I liked the comments about stating it was a joke in the first thread. Because apparently their behaviour didn't make the joke obvious.
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Satan says


Herredy says

Satan, we're still feuding.


ok well im sorry you feel that way


me too
over 9 years

Herredy says

Satan, we're still feuding.


ok well im sorry you feel that way
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Satan, we're still feuding.
over 9 years
thanks dude i hope once i get modded, there's no hard feelings between us.
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Goodluck, dude.
over 9 years
thanks for your publicly declared support, skillz :)
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Okay then, do what you want.
over 9 years
i am just publicly declaring my mod application
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Satan, can you please stop? You're starting to annoy me, I stopped making fun of you/hate you long time ago. It'd be nice if you just deleted this thread.
over 9 years
skillz please stop lying in this thread, i'm trying to run a peaceful campaign, not one filled with slander from the opposing party.
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Skillz says


Satan says


Skillz says


Satan says

mods, as you can see, skillz would abuse the mod negs because he is negging every single one of my comments while i have not done anything which means i would be a good mod candidate


You negged my thread, though.


mod negs dont apply to threads so it doesnt matter.


You would've every comment if I hadn't locked it.


For some reason the word negged got deleted.
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#modamerica
#modsatan
#modamerica
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Satan says


Skillz says


Satan says

mods, as you can see, skillz would abuse the mod negs because he is negging every single one of my comments while i have not done anything which means i would be a good mod candidate


You negged my thread, though.


mod negs dont apply to threads so it doesnt matter.


You would've every comment if I hadn't locked it.
over 9 years

Sims says

Satan is a good man and would be a quality moderator


i concur, i agree.

this statement is swell.


i mean look how much i wrote, i care so much
over 9 years

Skillz says


Satan says

mods, as you can see, skillz would abuse the mod negs because he is negging every single one of my comments while i have not done anything which means i would be a good mod candidate


You negged my thread, though.


mod negs dont apply to threads so it doesnt matter.
over 9 years
Satan is a good man and would be a quality moderator
over 9 years

Harrold says

I applied for mod but instead they modded jesusofnazareth






oh true very true wow what jerks the mods modded scuba steve instead of me..
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Satan says

mods, as you can see, skillz would abuse the mod negs because he is negging every single one of my comments while i have not done anything which means i would be a good mod candidate


You negged my thread, though.
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I applied for mod but instead they modded jesusofnazareth

over 9 years
mods, as you can see, skillz would abuse the mod negs because he is negging every single one of my comments while i have not done anything which means i would be a good mod candidate
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Compelling.
over 9 years
bell, please mod me. i even shaved for an interview with you....
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Satan says

can you please not spam my thread with your silly thread? this is an important plea to the moderation team to mod me


OK ._.
over 9 years
can you please not spam my thread with your silly thread? this is an important plea to the moderation team to mod me