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Satan for moderator

over 9 years

Yes, I'm doing a Public Moderator Application, since the Moderators are ignoring my Moderator Application that I gave them. This is probably going to be a really long thread, so grab some popcorn.


I started playing on Epicmafia because I was really bored, I joined this site via someone else from another game. (Which I was starting to get really bored of).

So, as I started this site there were good people and rude-gamekilling- people, one of them is probably going to neg this thread.

As I started to get better at the game, I started only playing Ranked games, I used to play SITD with some other people until that group of SITD was.. dead, no one used to play SITD anymore, which is why I started playing Ranked games.

Then I saw something called "Competitive Lobby".. I started playing some games in that lobby really randomly, not for running, just to play games.

I remember also trying to play in the Training Lobby competitive, although I never really ran, I went 5/5 on the first two days and then I didn't have time to complete that run, I remember in that round, I got much hate, because I was 5/5 on Day 1 and Day 2, as they never said I could win a trophy.

Some rounds later, I thought of playing on both Training Lobby's competitive and the Competitive Lobby, I was doing well in both of them until I decided to only play on 1 of them because I didn't have enough time, I chose Training Lobby because none of my friends played in the Competitive Lobby and I thought It'd be nicer to win in the Lobby that my friends are, and I went on to win the Gold trophy, of course, I started bragging about my trophy since people said I couldn't win trophies.

Skipping more than a year.. Round 248, I was doing really well until the 9th/10th day, I was 1st place, and was guaranteed a trophy, even if not Gold trophy.. but then, A moderator got hidden linked, and a Hacker refunded 10 of my wins, I was really angry and shouting at every mod for that, they didn't pause the round, and I ended up getting 24th place.

People said "he didn't deserve it anyways", (can be found if you search for the discussion of round 248) Which made me really mad, and I ended up getting an unfair violation by the Moderator.. Oliver, I think. (Censor Bypassing on the Forums, Oliver gave me a note, and said if you Bypass again you'll get a violation, so I said in the comments of the report "Give me a violation, then" Thinking he wouldn't actually give me one, but he broke the Moderator rules and give me a Violation anyways)

That incident (Losing a trophy) made me not play games as I used to play in the past, as I've wasted 10 days of my life trying to win a virtual trophy and then I don't win it unfairly. I was just not the Satan that had won 2 trophies. (I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this)

Of course, when I meet a Moderator I tell them to look at my Moderator Application, they end up getting Mad, and possibly kill me in games for that, (such saltiness). I remember not a long time ago from today, I sent a Moderator Application, but they ignored it and Modded ScubaSteve instead.

I could've made this thread way longer, but that'd be wasting my time, and making you lazy people not read it.

I've already been helping new players in Unranked games, and people can prove you that, but who even cares? Moderators just get their friends Modded cause they're their friends, not because of their quality or , which is way this site is going downhill, and I don't want that to happen since I've wasted 2+ years on this site helping new players and doing useful stuff, but who even cares?

Hello haters, before randomly negging this thread and try to give me hate whenever you see me, read it carefully, I'd rather not get hate on this thread, because I'm being 100% serious.

The other times I wasn't serious and taking it as a Joke because I knew I wasn't going to get accepted, and the time I told bell in game to Mod me I knew I wasn't getting accepted either, because I said it Jokingly.

I'm going to make a petition although they don't mean crap (edited to maintain common decency) to the Moderators. (We all know Benjamin but he is currently playing chess).

I really want to type more but If I type more and get refused then that'd be a huge waste of my time.

I'm locking this thread because no one wants to hate or love comments, I'm not here trying to get attention, I'm only trying to help the site.

over 9 years

peach says

i saw 'satan for mod' and regardless of any comical intent, my cursor involuntarily moved toward the neg button . out of my control


why do you hate me :/
over 9 years

jana says

satan your frigging OP has censor bypassing


i agree, thank you i edited it
over 9 years
i saw 'satan for mod' and regardless of any comical intent, my cursor involuntarily moved toward the neg button . out of my control
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So, as I started this site there were good people and rude-gamekilling- people, one of them is probably going to neg this thread.


I believe I'm a gamekilling person so with that i had to take the gamekilling person stance and neg the thread
over 9 years
can anyone tell me why people are negging my thread? i mean...i know most are either just doing it because they like skillz....and a few others are doing it because they have weird vendettas against me...actually thats it...
over 9 years
satan your frigging OP has censor bypassing
over 9 years
skillz can you stop censor bypassing in my threaD? thanks
over 9 years
hail satan
deletedover 9 years
stop censor bypassing thanks fam
over 9 years

peach says

peach for moderator 2015


i agree, maybe 2016...
over 9 years
peach for moderator 2015
over 9 years

ViktorEldor says


Satan says

can you please not make this thread which is about me, about you, skillz?


It's just shameful, isn't it?


yeah :/
over 9 years

Satan says

can you please not make this thread which is about me, about you, skillz?


It's just shameful, isn't it?
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i'm still not a mentor btw
over 9 years

ScubaSteve says

In fact, we have an entire thread dedicated to applications in the mod forums. Whenever new mods are needed, we go in to that thread and go through all the applications that've piled up.

If Bell or another mod makes an announcement asking for mod apps and you've already sent one, just PM a mod to let them know you're still interested. =)


>thinking bell cares about users

Well meme'd my friend!
over 9 years

Satan says


peach says

yikes


yikes is right peach....
https://epicmafia.com/topic/69723


i do not retract my statement
over 9 years

peach says

yikes


yikes is right peach....


https://epicmafia.com/topic/69723
over 9 years
yikes
over 9 years
i am still interested
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In fact, we have an entire thread dedicated to applications in the mod forums. Whenever new mods are needed, we go in to that thread and go through all the applications that've piled up.

If Bell or another mod makes an announcement asking for mod apps and you've already sent one, just PM a mod to let them know you're still interested. =)
over 9 years
but did they REALLY receive it...?

because i'm not modded yet, and my application was sent...
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Evil says


mist says


Evil says

And yes, it is true, they ALWAYS seem to ignore the applications.


i realize this is a bit of joke thread but i'm genuinely curious what sort of response do you want for your applications? like i'm honestly asking. we don't flat out ignore apps, we file them all and then look through the ones we've received whenever we're looking to add moderators. there's never instantly going to be a yes or no within a clear 48 hour period or w/e, what are you looking for?


Nah I agree, however it would be nice (just as a general suggestion) if the moderator team would at least notify us that they've received the application. I understand it takes time to determine eligibility, and that's fine of course! I've applied to three moderators, and have heard nothing back. I don't care if they're taking time to process it, because that's expected... but meanwhile I'm sitting in the dark, not even knowing if the application was received, read, etc.

It's just weird sending something out and not getting any indication that anything is happening, you know?


when u send it to them, and the send function works, it means they received it.
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Evil says

Nah I agree, however it would be nice (just as a general suggestion) if the moderator team would at least notify us that they've received the application. I understand it takes time to determine eligibility, and that's fine of course! I've applied to three moderators, and have heard nothing back. I don't care if they're taking time to process it, because that's expected... but meanwhile I'm sitting in the dark, not even knowing if the application was received, read, etc.

It's just weird sending something out and not getting any indication that anything is happening, you know?


i totally get you i'm just trying to work out how this can be remedied. i can start like, giving stock replies when people submit applications to me. but i can't really give specific feedback right away because it's not my place as an individual and we're not necessarily going to review your app right away. the app is just kept so as a declaration of interest basically so you're considered a candidate whenever we discuss adding new mods.
over 9 years
Signed.
over 9 years

Anna says

I don't like bald people.


sorry to hear that