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Satan for moderator

over 9 years

Yes, I'm doing a Public Moderator Application, since the Moderators are ignoring my Moderator Application that I gave them. This is probably going to be a really long thread, so grab some popcorn.


I started playing on Epicmafia because I was really bored, I joined this site via someone else from another game. (Which I was starting to get really bored of).

So, as I started this site there were good people and rude-gamekilling- people, one of them is probably going to neg this thread.

As I started to get better at the game, I started only playing Ranked games, I used to play SITD with some other people until that group of SITD was.. dead, no one used to play SITD anymore, which is why I started playing Ranked games.

Then I saw something called "Competitive Lobby".. I started playing some games in that lobby really randomly, not for running, just to play games.

I remember also trying to play in the Training Lobby competitive, although I never really ran, I went 5/5 on the first two days and then I didn't have time to complete that run, I remember in that round, I got much hate, because I was 5/5 on Day 1 and Day 2, as they never said I could win a trophy.

Some rounds later, I thought of playing on both Training Lobby's competitive and the Competitive Lobby, I was doing well in both of them until I decided to only play on 1 of them because I didn't have enough time, I chose Training Lobby because none of my friends played in the Competitive Lobby and I thought It'd be nicer to win in the Lobby that my friends are, and I went on to win the Gold trophy, of course, I started bragging about my trophy since people said I couldn't win trophies.

Skipping more than a year.. Round 248, I was doing really well until the 9th/10th day, I was 1st place, and was guaranteed a trophy, even if not Gold trophy.. but then, A moderator got hidden linked, and a Hacker refunded 10 of my wins, I was really angry and shouting at every mod for that, they didn't pause the round, and I ended up getting 24th place.

People said "he didn't deserve it anyways", (can be found if you search for the discussion of round 248) Which made me really mad, and I ended up getting an unfair violation by the Moderator.. Oliver, I think. (Censor Bypassing on the Forums, Oliver gave me a note, and said if you Bypass again you'll get a violation, so I said in the comments of the report "Give me a violation, then" Thinking he wouldn't actually give me one, but he broke the Moderator rules and give me a Violation anyways)

That incident (Losing a trophy) made me not play games as I used to play in the past, as I've wasted 10 days of my life trying to win a virtual trophy and then I don't win it unfairly. I was just not the Satan that had won 2 trophies. (I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this)

Of course, when I meet a Moderator I tell them to look at my Moderator Application, they end up getting Mad, and possibly kill me in games for that, (such saltiness). I remember not a long time ago from today, I sent a Moderator Application, but they ignored it and Modded ScubaSteve instead.

I could've made this thread way longer, but that'd be wasting my time, and making you lazy people not read it.

I've already been helping new players in Unranked games, and people can prove you that, but who even cares? Moderators just get their friends Modded cause they're their friends, not because of their quality or , which is way this site is going downhill, and I don't want that to happen since I've wasted 2+ years on this site helping new players and doing useful stuff, but who even cares?

Hello haters, before randomly negging this thread and try to give me hate whenever you see me, read it carefully, I'd rather not get hate on this thread, because I'm being 100% serious.

The other times I wasn't serious and taking it as a Joke because I knew I wasn't going to get accepted, and the time I told bell in game to Mod me I knew I wasn't getting accepted either, because I said it Jokingly.

I'm going to make a petition although they don't mean crap (edited to maintain common decency) to the Moderators. (We all know Benjamin but he is currently playing chess).

I really want to type more but If I type more and get refused then that'd be a huge waste of my time.

I'm locking this thread because no one wants to hate or love comments, I'm not here trying to get attention, I'm only trying to help the site.

over 9 years
I don't like bald people.
over 9 years

Kelly says

hey remember when i won that gold medal


yes!!! congrats (:
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hey remember when i won that gold medal
over 9 years
can you please not make this thread which is about me, about you, skillz?
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mist says


Evil says

And yes, it is true, they ALWAYS seem to ignore the applications.


i realize this is a bit of joke thread but i'm genuinely curious what sort of response do you want for your applications? like i'm honestly asking. we don't flat out ignore apps, we file them all and then look through the ones we've received whenever we're looking to add moderators. there's never instantly going to be a yes or no within a clear 48 hour period or w/e, what are you looking for?


Lol no, I've sent one 3-5 months ago and you Mods ignored it, you mean 48+ days, not hours, right?
over 9 years
mod me
over 9 years

Satan says

this thread is 100% serious, Mist.


And yeah, Skillz OBVIOUSLY copied Satan here. He even managed to somehow change his placement back in Round 248... that clever b*****d .
over 9 years

mist says


Evil says

And yes, it is true, they ALWAYS seem to ignore the applications.


i realize this is a bit of joke thread but i'm genuinely curious what sort of response do you want for your applications? like i'm honestly asking. we don't flat out ignore apps, we file them all and then look through the ones we've received whenever we're looking to add moderators. there's never instantly going to be a yes or no within a clear 48 hour period or w/e, what are you looking for?


Nah I agree, however it would be nice (just as a general suggestion) if the moderator team would at least notify us that they've received the application. I understand it takes time to determine eligibility, and that's fine of course! I've applied to three moderators, and have heard nothing back. I don't care if they're taking time to process it, because that's expected... but meanwhile I'm sitting in the dark, not even knowing if the application was received, read, etc.

It's just weird sending something out and not getting any indication that anything is happening, you know?
over 9 years
this thread is 100% serious, Mist.
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Evil says

And yes, it is true, they ALWAYS seem to ignore the applications.


i realize this is a bit of joke thread but i'm genuinely curious what sort of response do you want for your applications? like i'm honestly asking. we don't flat out ignore apps, we file them all and then look through the ones we've received whenever we're looking to add moderators. there's never instantly going to be a yes or no within a clear 48 hour period or w/e, what are you looking for?
over 9 years
Cool c/p blog you have here
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(such saltiness)
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over 9 years

Dibbun says

Ok so his case is:

1. Mods screwed me out of my trophy
2. Mods warned me unfairly
3. Mods grudgelynch mod applicants
4. Mods are nepotistic and only mod their friends

Sounds like the kind of team player we need on staff! Except Satan is also an attention ho, which is not the kind of person you want in a position of authority.



lol
over 9 years
Ok so his case is:

1. Mods screwed me out of my trophy
2. Mods warned me unfairly
3. Mods grudgelynch mod applicants
4. Mods are nepotistic and only mod their friends

Sounds like the kind of team player we need on staff! Except Satan is also an attention ho, which is not the kind of person you want in a position of authority.
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Skillz says

Of course, when I meet a Moderator I tell them to look at my Moderator Application, they end up getting Mad, and possibly kill me in games for that, (such saltiness). I remember not a long time ago from today, I sent a Moderator Application, but they ignored it and Modded ScubaSteve instead.


lol
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Skillz says


Oksus says

I am highly skeptical of this being even a remotely good idea.


https://epicmafia.com/topic/69723


I was referring to the idea of publicly announcing the mod application
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Oksus says

I am highly skeptical of this being even a remotely good idea.


https://epicmafia.com/topic/69723
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I am highly skeptical of this being even a remotely good idea.
over 9 years

Slow says

public mod threads are overrated. the real way to become mod is to get on your cyber hands and knees and beg to be modded on skype.


i did that, lets see what happens
over 9 years
Satan, I'll be on board if you promise to destroy the regime of all the moderators, and establish yourself as a figurehead PREVENTING moderation. Get in a position of power, to destroy the power
over 9 years
as a catholic, i dont support. God in first place.
over 9 years
shutup pranay
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public mod threads are overrated. the real way to become mod is to get on your cyber hands and knees and beg to be modded on skype.
over 9 years
Lets all tell pranay to shutup together .. okay ready? 1 .. 2 ..