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Satan for moderator

over 9 years

Yes, I'm doing a Public Moderator Application, since the Moderators are ignoring my Moderator Application that I gave them. This is probably going to be a really long thread, so grab some popcorn.


I started playing on Epicmafia because I was really bored, I joined this site via someone else from another game. (Which I was starting to get really bored of).

So, as I started this site there were good people and rude-gamekilling- people, one of them is probably going to neg this thread.

As I started to get better at the game, I started only playing Ranked games, I used to play SITD with some other people until that group of SITD was.. dead, no one used to play SITD anymore, which is why I started playing Ranked games.

Then I saw something called "Competitive Lobby".. I started playing some games in that lobby really randomly, not for running, just to play games.

I remember also trying to play in the Training Lobby competitive, although I never really ran, I went 5/5 on the first two days and then I didn't have time to complete that run, I remember in that round, I got much hate, because I was 5/5 on Day 1 and Day 2, as they never said I could win a trophy.

Some rounds later, I thought of playing on both Training Lobby's competitive and the Competitive Lobby, I was doing well in both of them until I decided to only play on 1 of them because I didn't have enough time, I chose Training Lobby because none of my friends played in the Competitive Lobby and I thought It'd be nicer to win in the Lobby that my friends are, and I went on to win the Gold trophy, of course, I started bragging about my trophy since people said I couldn't win trophies.

Skipping more than a year.. Round 248, I was doing really well until the 9th/10th day, I was 1st place, and was guaranteed a trophy, even if not Gold trophy.. but then, A moderator got hidden linked, and a Hacker refunded 10 of my wins, I was really angry and shouting at every mod for that, they didn't pause the round, and I ended up getting 24th place.

People said "he didn't deserve it anyways", (can be found if you search for the discussion of round 248) Which made me really mad, and I ended up getting an unfair violation by the Moderator.. Oliver, I think. (Censor Bypassing on the Forums, Oliver gave me a note, and said if you Bypass again you'll get a violation, so I said in the comments of the report "Give me a violation, then" Thinking he wouldn't actually give me one, but he broke the Moderator rules and give me a Violation anyways)

That incident (Losing a trophy) made me not play games as I used to play in the past, as I've wasted 10 days of my life trying to win a virtual trophy and then I don't win it unfairly. I was just not the Satan that had won 2 trophies. (I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this)

Of course, when I meet a Moderator I tell them to look at my Moderator Application, they end up getting Mad, and possibly kill me in games for that, (such saltiness). I remember not a long time ago from today, I sent a Moderator Application, but they ignored it and Modded ScubaSteve instead.

I could've made this thread way longer, but that'd be wasting my time, and making you lazy people not read it.

I've already been helping new players in Unranked games, and people can prove you that, but who even cares? Moderators just get their friends Modded cause they're their friends, not because of their quality or , which is way this site is going downhill, and I don't want that to happen since I've wasted 2+ years on this site helping new players and doing useful stuff, but who even cares?

Hello haters, before randomly negging this thread and try to give me hate whenever you see me, read it carefully, I'd rather not get hate on this thread, because I'm being 100% serious.

The other times I wasn't serious and taking it as a Joke because I knew I wasn't going to get accepted, and the time I told bell in game to Mod me I knew I wasn't getting accepted either, because I said it Jokingly.

I'm going to make a petition although they don't mean crap (edited to maintain common decency) to the Moderators. (We all know Benjamin but he is currently playing chess).

I really want to type more but If I type more and get refused then that'd be a huge waste of my time.

I'm locking this thread because no one wants to hate or love comments, I'm not here trying to get attention, I'm only trying to help the site.

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why can't i delete this post O________O
over 9 years
looks like becoming an epicmafia moderator is the aim of your life.

you have my blessings.
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then again the rest of the cast was pretty ugly including the main character chick but ohh well i settled
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Devante says

The Secret Life of the American Teenager was a decent show aswell, they had a pretty hot cast and taught me that safe sex is the way to go because getting a girl pregnant will fack ur life up.


back to this show ithink they had a really hot cast, who remembers her??





i'm not even attracted to the gothic i hate my life look but this girl pulled it off and it was HOT

over 9 years

Devante says


Satan says

what about anime guys...?


inuyasha is the one and onl anime show worth watching, i haven't seen an episode of any other anime show but i do remember as a young boy lusting over kagome


to be honest, watch death note and you will find another show that sucks you in
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justrec says


Devante says

i meant game of thrones, breaking bad is probably the best show i've seen but it's over & I didn't watch it on TV i watched it on netflix. If I was rating shows based off what i've seen on netflix i'd have breaking bad > Prison break > oisnb > some other crap > Vampire diaries


game of thrones shows incest and it sucks


oh no, game of thones shows incest between two actors who aren't really related in one episode which is season one episode one, so the entire show sucks. lul


white culture, publicizing incest. what if ur BLACK kids see this and think it's okay to F their sisters/brothers. huh?!? are u gonna tell them it's just a tv and not reality?? U think they'll understand the difference huh??
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Satan says

what about anime guys...?


inuyasha is the one and only anime show worth watching, i haven't seen an episode of any other anime show but i do remember as a young boy lusting over kagome
over 9 years
i really like beyblade: metal fusion
over 9 years

Devante says

i meant game of thrones, breaking bad is probably the best show i've seen but it's over & I didn't watch it on TV i watched it on netflix. If I was rating shows based off what i've seen on netflix i'd have breaking bad > Prison break > oisnb > some other crap > Vampire diaries


game of thrones shows incest and it sucks


oh no, game of thones shows incest between two actors who aren't really related in one episode which is season one episode one, so the entire show sucks. lul
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The Secret Life of the American Teenager was a decent show aswell, they had a pretty hot cast and taught me that safe sex is the way to go because getting a girl pregnant will fack ur life up.
over 9 years
what about anime guys...?
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i meant game of thrones, breaking bad is probably the best show i've seen but it's over & I didn't watch it on TV i watched it on netflix. If I was rating shows based off what i've seen on netflix i'd have breaking bad > Prison break > oisnb > some other crap > Vampire diaries


game of thrones shows incest and it sucks
over 9 years
i just read the rest of that paragraph and you mentioned teen wolf. i now realize that you are trolling me because you are mentioning nothing other than shows that teenage white girls find entertaining. touche, i fell for it
over 9 years
did you just try to come back with i watch breaking bad, what many consider to be one of the best shows tv has ever had to offer? lol are you really that dense? game of thrones is also in the upper leagues of tv shows while vampire diaries is chilling in the middle leagues
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well i mean u watch game of thrones with incest and stuff so there's that...


i could put teen wolf up in the good shows but then after season 1 it got really gay lol. season 1 was like smashin a girl for the first and the coochie was amazing then you go again and u see her in a year when a bunch of guys ran through it and it's not the same.

that's teen wolf season 1 & every other season
over 9 years
to each his own, but maybe it's your own fault for not watching any of the other dozens of shows that are better than tvd
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good thing it's my opinion in my own humble opinion only, so it doesn't need to be shared by any other person.

it's the sole show on tv that i've watched from it's pilot to it's current without getting bored or without it getting canceled. criminal minds would share this position but i go periods without watching criminal minds, i think i could put Person of Interest in best tv category too but it's sorta getting pretty lame, still a good show tho
over 9 years

Devante says

tvd is still the best show on tv


the show is trash now, and even when it was in its prime, i didn't share this bad opinion.
over 9 years

Satan says


hedger says

since the other topic is locked so I can't reply to that.

"I remember also trying to play in the Training Lobby competitive, although I never really ran, I went 5/5 on the first two days and then I didn't have time to complete that run, I remember in that round, I got much hate, because I was 5/5 on Day 1 and Day 2, as they never said I could win a trophy."

You actually proceeded to choke massively and rage quit :3


i think you're referring to skillz, not me.


Yeah, I said I couldn't reply to skillz' thread!
over 9 years
only trophy winners can be moderators
over 9 years

hedger says

since the other topic is locked so I can't reply to that.

"I remember also trying to play in the Training Lobby competitive, although I never really ran, I went 5/5 on the first two days and then I didn't have time to complete that run, I remember in that round, I got much hate, because I was 5/5 on Day 1 and Day 2, as they never said I could win a trophy."

You actually proceeded to choke massively and rage quit :3


i think you're referring to skillz, not me.
over 9 years
since the other topic is locked so I can't reply to that.

"I remember also trying to play in the Training Lobby competitive, although I never really ran, I went 5/5 on the first two days and then I didn't have time to complete that run, I remember in that round, I got much hate, because I was 5/5 on Day 1 and Day 2, as they never said I could win a trophy."

You actually proceeded to choke massively and rage quit :3
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Stefan is annoying w his stupid obsession of being a normal teenager
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me and elena would be a better couple. also i liked her better with stephen in those earlier seasons. damon sorta grew on me by season 4
over 9 years

Twist says


Devante says

tvd is still the best show on tv


TV suxxx.

Unlike Satan. He doesn't suck, he's a good man.

Mod Satan.


i agree this is a good statement