Hi, my name is Sl0nderman and as many of you know, I play mafia on Epic Mafia.com and am very good at this. But don't take it from me, take it from famed epic mafia played Matt12
> Stop talking to me about that website -Matt
So why do I want to be a mod? For a few reasons.
1) To do it for free
2) Because why not?
3) it'd be pretty funny
4) to end the circlejerk ring of mods that exist now
so, please support me in my campaign to become a mod
Sl0n 4 Mod
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Sl0nderman, I have been on this site longer than you have. This account was created before yours, it joined and played back in the times of EvilPyro, I have seen this site gain new roles, many experts join, I was a regular here by the timeTheOnlyJazzNation was just joining, learning his strategies. I've seen this site go through many changes, and have campaigned since for moderator many times. I will NOT be told that I am now trying to steal attention from somebody. I am one of the oldest players still playing semi-regularly.
So whatever your claims of superiority are, do not claim that I am simply posting on your thread because I "want attention".
Your petition received about 65 signatures in about 2 months and a week with no point minimum. Mine had a point minimum and recieved 66 signatures in about 9 days.
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On second look, it was made AFTER yours, but it DID get over 60 before yours did. Which is actually notable considering that it had a much shorter time to gain the signatures needed. It also had a limit on the number of points needed to sign.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ben here is just gaining attention to apply to be a mod. As I have already applied, people who supporting me are only strengthening my case, as they know exactly what I stand for.
NO! I am the PEOPLE'S moderator. That is MY platform. We can't have multiple mods representing the COMMON MAN! The comman man needs ONE simple mod. And I AM THAT MOD.
I support this. The true sandboxers have been marginalized by the weebies, animes and circlejerkers. For once let a TRUE representative of this lobby go forward #SL0NDERMAN2K15
