Hi, my name is Sl0nderman and as many of you know, I play mafia on Epic Mafia.com and am very good at this. But don't take it from me, take it from famed epic mafia played Matt12
> Stop talking to me about that website -Matt
So why do I want to be a mod? For a few reasons.
1) To do it for free
2) Because why not?
3) it'd be pretty funny
4) to end the circlejerk ring of mods that exist now
so, please support me in my campaign to become a mod
Sl0n 4 Mod
92 signed
By signing this petition, you agree to have "Sl0n would be a great mod" inscribed on a major artery.
OH, well that isn't what you said. You said I came here because I needed attention for my signatures, and as I have said about a million times, mine already had more signatures.
Sure buddy. Link us the profile. If your petitions were successful, why aren't you a mod?
You've not even taken an EMwife yet. Being the wholesome man he is, Sl0nderman has betrothed and repeatedly deflowered the beautiful mopeaches, and soon we will be hearing the pitter patter of Sl0nderchildren.
Benjaminge250, the lonely individual with a poorly drawn avi, however, relies on begging in other thread for signatures on his petition.
only signing to reach 69, keep track so we can ban the scrub that pushes it to 70
deletedover 9 years
-Correction- -edit_ It appears my original account was created about a month before this one. That one was with a different email and I was unable to recover the password. It is the only time I have created a new account, and have never used the old one since.
To see when someone joined, just hover over their name on the forum.
So you see, Benjamin joined in July 2011, which isn't even that old. That's humourous, because that means literally nothing. I predate Benji by half a year, and I was by no means one of the first lot to join. If time meant anything, everyone who signed up before Benji would be a mod now (myself included, and let's be honest, I'd be a crap mod). Also look at Benji's family. It's for people who signed up before 2012, containing no one but himself. It's not a credible argument, and the fact that he relies so heavily on it suggests he has nothing else to back himself up.
#sl0n4president
deletedover 9 years
It HAS been successful. I got more signatures than you, with stricter requirements, in much less time.
Benjamin, your "seniority" only goes back about a year, maybe a year and a half if we are being generous. Is playing with distinguished users part of your argument, for I have had my fair share as well. I too have seen plenty of roles added; back then it was not a rare occurrence. If you have campaigned for moderator many times, what does it say about you that none of said campaigns have been successful? I would also argue against your claim that you are one of the oldest users still playing based on your account number, but I will not claim that due to the near impossibility to fact check all of that.
And yes, you are posting on my thread because you wanted attention. You posted originally with a clear goal to gain more support for your petition.
Finally, thank you eddyward, truly one of my greatest allies.
Benji go home, I've been here longer. Sl0nder for president.
deletedover 9 years
I'm not really angry, I just like to brag about how long I've been here, and I like any opportunity to brag that I already have PLENTY of attention on the site, and more than enough signatures for a week and 2 days.