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I want to be the people's moderator

almost 10 years

Read my application here: http://i.imgur.com/mhWV1pG.png

NEW My appeal to Bell herself: http://i.imgur.com/Z65A4xw.png

Hi, my name is Sl0nderman and as many of you know, I play mafia on Epic Mafia.com and am very good at this. But don't take it from me, take it from famed epic mafia played Matt12

> Stop talking to me about that website -Matt

So why do I want to be a mod? For a few reasons.

1) To do it for free

2) Because why not?

3) it'd be pretty funny

4) to end the circlejerk ring of mods that exist now

so, please support me in my campaign to become a mod

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I am sorry for ruining your thread Sl0nder, but I certainly was not doing it for attention, as my thread clearly had more signatures.
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I never said that. That is a fake quote. Anybody can look for themselves.
over 9 years

Benjamin250 says

Please sign my petition, I'm literally begging you.

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Where did I beg for more?
over 9 years
Stop begging for more then
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OH, well that isn't what you said. You said I came here because I needed attention for my signatures, and as I have said about a million times, mine already had more signatures.
over 9 years
Nobody cares how long it took. We only care about whether you're a mod.
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Lol. Ok Eddy.
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Sl0nderman,
if you want to play chess I will send you a password.
over 9 years
You have 69 alts and they can all be seen very clearly on your petition page.

You can thumbs down me all you want m80.
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I should specify, I had more signatures than his petition, AND I got them in less than half the time.
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Lol. Silversmith is my alt and I didn't pay for mult alts.
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He asked who I was, and I had more signatures than his when I posted here.
over 9 years
You just want attention man. You even linked your petition when no one asked for it, and then signed in on your alt ariel to back yourself up.
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I never begged for signatures in this thread. I already had more than this petition did when I posted.
over 9 years
Sure buddy. Link us the profile. If your petitions were successful, why aren't you a mod?

You've not even taken an EMwife yet. Being the wholesome man he is, Sl0nderman has betrothed and repeatedly deflowered the beautiful mopeaches, and soon we will be hearing the pitter patter of Sl0nderchildren.

Benjaminge250, the lonely individual with a poorly drawn avi, however, relies on begging in other thread for signatures on his petition.
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Me or the other guy?
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Why haven't you been modded yet?
over 9 years
only signing to reach 69, keep track so we can ban the scrub that pushes it to 70
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-Correction- -edit_
It appears my original account was created about a month before this one. That one was with a different email and I was unable to recover the password. It is the only time I have created a new account, and have never used the old one since.
over 9 years
To see when someone joined, just hover over their name on the forum.

So you see, Benjamin joined in July 2011, which isn't even that old. That's humourous, because that means literally nothing. I predate Benji by half a year, and I was by no means one of the first lot to join. If time meant anything, everyone who signed up before Benji would be a mod now (myself included, and let's be honest, I'd be a crap mod). Also look at Benji's family. It's for people who signed up before 2012, containing no one but himself. It's not a credible argument, and the fact that he relies so heavily on it suggests he has nothing else to back himself up.

#sl0n4president
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sl0nderman says

If you have campaigned for moderator many times, what does it say about you that none of said campaigns have been successful?


It HAS been successful. I got more signatures than you, with stricter requirements, in much less time.
over 9 years
Benjamin, your "seniority" only goes back about a year, maybe a year and a half if we are being generous. Is playing with distinguished users part of your argument, for I have had my fair share as well. I too have seen plenty of roles added; back then it was not a rare occurrence. If you have campaigned for moderator many times, what does it say about you that none of said campaigns have been successful? I would also argue against your claim that you are one of the oldest users still playing based on your account number, but I will not claim that due to the near impossibility to fact check all of that.

And yes, you are posting on my thread because you wanted attention. You posted originally with a clear goal to gain more support for your petition.

Finally, thank you eddyward, truly one of my greatest allies.
over 9 years
Benji go home, I've been here longer.
Sl0nder for president.
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I'm not really angry, I just like to brag about how long I've been here, and I like any opportunity to brag that I already have PLENTY of attention on the site, and more than enough signatures for a week and 2 days.