Are you a hooker? Because you sure got me hooked

Are you a yakuza? Because I want you to sacrifice yourself and indoctrinate me into becoming a cold blooded murderer

Do you have a gif avi? Because you animate my life

jackattack123 says

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Are you cop with a dead inno? Because I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH LIST OF BURN CENTERS IN AMERICA

show me the D

Two blues walked into a bar. A mafia killed one and the other called the doctor to save him.

Bad thread

edit: i can't say these kinda things

Are you blue? Because I can cheer you up if you want.

:^)

Are you the oracle? Cause I just got naked... Now take your clothes off too