runwithfire says

You too, apple. The skeevs

what

From last year's (?) valentine's

Are you a Killer?
Because I am your Admirer

what my son said he wanted to see pokemon so i thought "what is pokemon" then i searched "pokemon" and google i saw a picture of the pink and it said "pokemon" so i thought "hey this might be sum good for my son" so i let him see it and then he came to my room and pissing all over himself so i said "what the are you doin" he said that ther cartoon was scary so i thought "wat" then i marathoned the series then i found out its called mirri nick and then i wasFUCK

but then, i waek up bcuz my son said "wat can i watch" i said "its 3 o clock in the middle of th night!" *dun dun dun dun dun dundnun* then mu son said "yeh but i cant slepp" then i said "ok imma set on something for u theat is goood for your health" so i put on ovatar the last beerbender and then i want to a aparty club and had sex 2 tims with sum girls and then i went home amd i saw my son watching mirir kcin and i was like "WAT YOU FUNDAYSUN" and i took his face and rammed it up my dogs ahole.

You too, apple. The skeevs

Giga please stop posting forever

11:11 make a wish

i missed it

runwithfire says

I pass blame to josh

sorry but Josh is the innocent party here

ahhh yeah I’m doing it, I’m doing it, I nearly accomplished it. I’m going to be number one of the big horse race. Just need to hit this weird thin cow a few more times and I’ll get a fancy rosette and a kiss from the mayor. Yeah yeah I love this I’m going nearly as fast as a terrible car

the nearest friday was 3 days ago lol stupid spam post

OMG I GOTTA REPOST BEFORE I DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS

PLZ DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T RE-POST THIS COMMENT YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

PLZ DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T RE-POST THIS COMMENT YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

works every time

hey i saw you plussed my comment once on the forums. so, wanna ?

appleofmyeye says

are you projectmatt? because you dont shave your face and expect girls to kiss you

opi

i'm willing to edate but only if they have 3-4 trophies.

Jericho 8d 16h
being in love with you is like drinking orange juice. it makes me feel good.....

are you epicmafia user projectmatt? well? are you?? can i find out because this answer is critical to the rest of this interrogation.

I don't try at all in games and I have a mansion, a supermodel wife (whom i bang, lol), a yacht, and a garage chock-full of wicked bikes and ATVs.

Slow says

i've sucked approximately zero epicmafia user peens. fix this for me.

hey asl??

I pass blame to josh

are you projectmatt? because you dont shave your face and expect girls to kiss you