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EM Pick Up Lines

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Are you the bomb? Because you made just made my heart explode.

Rochey
about 10 years
Are you a Cthulhu? Because you drive me insane..
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are you the cthulhu bc every time i see you i get all tongue tied
runwithfire
about 10 years
aaa rochey
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Are you the fiddler? Because you can fiddle with my diddle any night
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are you the priest?
Rochey
about 10 years
Baby are you a virgin, if so.. Let us change that. c:
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SHOT THRU THE HEART AND UR TO BLAME
Rochey
about 10 years
Baby, I hope you're a bulletproof.. Because I'll be shooting you tonight;)
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Are you Santa? Because your presents makes me so happy.
Sims
about 10 years
are you the drunk? want to visit my place tonight?
runwithfire
about 10 years
Pics pls
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Rochey says

Are you a baker? Because I want nothing but your hot buns..


LOOOOL


Are you the chef? Because I'd love nothing more than for you to [REDACTED]

i mean what
Rochey
about 10 years

appleofmyeye says


Rochey says

Baby are you a Mason? Because you're the only one that can change me.


False. Cult Zombie & Yak. :}


Was the other one any better? xD
Rochey
about 10 years
Are you a baker? Because I want nothing but your hot buns..
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Rochey says

Baby are you a Mason? Because you're the only one that can change me.


False. Cult Zombie & Yak. :}
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Are you town crier? Because you'll be crying my name tonight
Rochey
about 10 years
Baby are you a Mason? Because you're the only one that can change me.
justrec
about 10 years
Are you town crier? Cause your name is conn-.. Nevermind.
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Get up against the wall
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Sims says

i'm the mortician, you're dead, and it's night time


im cop

nice try kiddo, now go back home so i can get back to dunkin donuts before closing
Rochey
about 10 years
Hey baby, you must be a lightkeeper because there's definitely something bright about you.
Sims
about 10 years
i'm the mortician, you're dead, and it's night time
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runwithfire says

Hey baby, let's cheat together


hey qt are u mafia? because youre not responding to my skype messages as fast as u usually do
runwithfire
about 10 years
Hey baby, let's cheat together
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projectmatt says

Are you a yakuza? Because I want you to sacrifice yourself and indoctrinate me into becoming a cold blooded murderer


im sure you can let me....off the hook

just dont blow my....cover

;)