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EM Pick Up Lines

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Are you the bomb? Because you made just made my heart explode.

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i've sucked approximately zero epicmafia user peens. fix this for me.
Giga13
almost 10 years
i like too edate :p

^ another pickup line
Sims
almost 10 years
i'm done. that was my magnum opus
Giga13
almost 10 years
get on top of my chest and motor boat it

^ a pickup line
Sims
almost 10 years
are you xjade because i'll skeet on your face in your sleep
Sims
almost 10 years
bigpock showed me his on cam mafia. this is not a pickup line
Giga13
almost 10 years

Slow says

i will pay anyone in this thread to let me their face. pleease.


motorboat my chest.
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i will pay anyone in this thread to let me their face. pleease.
Giga13
almost 10 years
are you sackattack because the censor over your genitals imposes the thought that you have large genitals when they are actually quite small
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Giga13 says

lol this one time i was fricking this guy in the butt and then he leaned over and kissed me on the mouth, and i said "ha, gayyy"


do u think before u forum post
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please me. please just. like do it. me. take my and suck it and let me your . i need companionship. i'm lonely and time can only hold me down for so long.
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Sims says


Mitch says

this one time a bunch of us epicmafiers made a giant skype group chat (lol) and we had the corniest time, me and them, hitting on each other ironically with mafia-related pickup lines. little did they know i was completely serious at the time.


sounds like the mod skype chat


I for one blame Katie.
Giga13
almost 10 years
lol this one time i was fricking this guy in the butt and then he leaned over and kissed me on the mouth, and i said "ha, gayyy"
Rochey
almost 10 years

runwithfire says


Rochey20s
You must be my whisper, because I have you leaking;)

Be my janitor?


I'll clean you up alright;)
Sims
almost 10 years
are you kassavetova because i'll cheat with you for nudes
jack
almost 10 years

Giga13 says


caroline says


Giga13 says

Real talk these make me cringe


im a fool for u


marry me


nah
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Slow says

if you kiss me i'll win an epicmafia fourth for you


taht works. dave is living proof.
Rochey
almost 10 years
Are you Pranay? Because I'd cheat for you.
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if you kiss me i'll win an epicmafia fourth for you
Giga13
almost 10 years
what sims said
Sims
almost 10 years

Mitch says

this one time a bunch of us epicmafiers made a giant skype group chat (lol) and we had the corniest time, me and them, hitting on each other ironically with mafia-related pickup lines. little did they know i was completely serious at the time.


sounds like the mod skype chat
runwithfire
almost 10 years
Rochey20s
You must be my whisper, because I have you leaking;)

Be my janitor?
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i'm furrball, please think i'm a women and jack off to me.
deletedalmost 10 years
this one time a bunch of us epicmafiers made a giant skype group chat (lol) and we had the corniest time, me and them, hitting on each other ironically with mafia-related pickup lines. little did they know i was completely serious at the time.
Giga13
almost 10 years

caroline says


Giga13 says

Real talk these make me cringe


im a fool for u


marry me