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lounge de la saurus

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haldo epicmafia, no one is at the office today and most people aren't looking for jobs the day before thanksgiving, so that means it's time to mellow out.

happy thanksgiving everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNYFtMDFLs0

i fight for my friends
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thai
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chipotle
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pizza
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indian
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colombian
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sandwich / salad
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mcdonalds
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yogurt
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I do need a personal assistant...
over 10 years

Sims says

Shacky Sims LetzShake
User, Epicmafia

- resident funnyman
- everyone's favorite poster
- powerful mothereffer.


get this man a job right now
over 10 years
Satan benny
User, Epicmafia

- dope
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over 10 years
search engine optimization is a growing field. Being able to navigate that is an art.
over 10 years
Shacky Sims LetzShake
User, Epicmafia

- resident funnyman
- everyone's favorite poster
- powerful mothereffer.
over 10 years
it isn't a job unless you're getting paid vancy. this is a hobby that you are heavily invested in.
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satan says


- Gained significant search engine experience through posting gifs of game of thrones princess tyrell while trolling noobs in order to help them get a life.


YES, YES, YES! I found out how to search BY gif only! That's an essential skill. See, I bring so much to the table.
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If it was a first job I could see how putting it on would help. Thankfully I've gotten to the point where I have enough substance to put on my resume and don't really need filler (whew).

I just realized that the above statement makes it sound like I don't take my job seriously. I take my job seriously, guys. ;P
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Zach Vancy
Admin, Epicmafia
- Oversaw and managed a diverse and talented group of moderators, handling customer service, complaints and other tasks
- Handle user inquiries providing top of the line customer service to solidify strong brand reputation
- Gained significant search engine experience through posting gifs of game of thrones princess tyrell while trolling noobs in order to help them get a life.


fixed the first and third
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Perhaps "Zachary THE Vancy" ? ;)
over 10 years

Vancy says

@Bronto I think I'll pass on that ;-)


yeah I passed on it too, but hey - if you're strapped for things to put on a resume...
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"Zach Vancy" hahahahaha
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Zach Vancy
Admin, Epicmafia
- Managed global team of talented moderators who managed customer service and complaints
- Handle user inquiries providing top of the line customer service to solidify strong brand reputation
- Trolled forums to upset noobs in order to help them get a life
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@Bronto I think I'll pass on that ;-)
over 10 years
or go my route and be a marine biologist and go into fisheries science since ppl will always want seafood and it will no longer be available by 2050
over 10 years
Zach you can even put epicmafia administrator on there. Phil's linkedin has EM on it.
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Maybe tomorrow....... =P
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Renaldo says

to any young, enterprising EM'ers out there - pls do yourself a favor and make a dopeass linkedin account because it will help you tenfold. 93% of companies use LinkedIn for recruiting now.


I should do this
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satan says


Renaldo says

bro my life is spent on LinkedIn


then get linked IN dude

network the frick out of that site.




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to any young, enterprising EM'ers out there - pls do yourself a favor and make a dopeass linkedin account because it will help you tenfold. 93% of companies use LinkedIn for recruiting now.
over 10 years

Renaldo says

bro my life is spent on LinkedIn


then get linked IN dude

network the frick out of that site.
over 10 years
bro my life is spent on LinkedIn
over 10 years

Renaldo says

btw if anyone is in NYC, speaks Italian and has experience working in fashion as an EA, admin assistant, or office manager, pls let me know.

I'm justifying using EM for my job now.


i do none of that, are you on linked in?
over 10 years
btw if anyone is in NYC, speaks Italian and has experience working in fashion as an EA, admin assistant, or office manager, pls let me know.

I'm justifying using EM for my job now.