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goodbye

deletedover 10 years

looks like nyc has ebola now

who is to blame? opinionate here >>>

It was nice knowing you all (it really wasnt but just accept the fake compliment)

send flowers to my grave guys it will give you good afterlife karma

otherwise god will unfollow you on twitter

cue atheist comments in three...two...

deletedover 10 years

Rutab says

"ebola is only transferable thorugh xxxXXXXxXX"

Well do ANY of you realize that none of the victims so far have probably drank mucus or rubbed broken skin with any infected person? Obviously this was spread through sweat/natural bodily fluids onto everyday objects.

Apparently my point wasn't clear when I posted this. Sorry for the poor word choice. What I meant was that you can catch this disease very easily. I was making a jab at "Ebola is a disease you catch from bodily fluids....etc". I meant that all it takes is for someone to sneeze on a railing and then another person to touch the same railing and then their eyes. I did't literally mean drinking mucus and such. Also, I'm pretty sure all of the Ebola workers weren't going around having sex... All I meant was that all it takes is one person to sneeze on something and then another person is very susceptible. Obviously I didn't explain it well enough

jack

over 10 years

The cure for ebola is Toto blessing the rains down in Africa

MeIody

over 10 years

Blaming the government on an "epidemic" that has killed 1 (?) person in the US is lolworthy.

Praying for the world to be safe though and Africa to overcome this ASAP :(

Myths

over 10 years

ebola = 5 letters.

5 - the number of kills in america (1) = 4

4^2 (because squares) =16

16 - (the # of letters in Gabe Newell's name) = 6

6 / (# of contracted cases in america, or 2) = 3

so,

Half-Life 3: Ebola Freeman

beccaecca

over 10 years

Where's the option for "the US healthcare system?"

deletedover 10 years

When did Rutab even get remodded

deletedover 10 years

Rutab says

"ebola is only transferable thorugh xxxXXXXxXX"

Well do ANY of you realize that none of the victims so far have probably drank mucus or rubbed broken skin with any infected person? Obviously this was spread through sweat/natural bodily fluids onto everyday objects.

HAHAhaha

MerylStreep

over 10 years

Hey now, things can get pretty steamy in hospital rooms.

deletedover 10 years

rutab doesn't know infectious diseases. make the thread.

Satan

over 10 years

Rutab says

"ebola is only transferable thorugh xxxXXXXxXX"

Well do ANY of you realize that none of the victims so far have probably drank mucus or rubbed broken skin with any infected person? Obviously this was spread through sweat/natural bodily fluids onto everyday objects.

sex, kissing, among other acts also exchange bodily fluids. sneezing on objects and the other person touching objects and then rubbing your eyes, nose, mouth with ur hands.

those are all ways to get infected dude. its not like people are cutting themselves and rubbing the broken skin with an uninfected person or sneezing/spitting in peoples eyes.

uneducation is the worst :[

deletedover 10 years

also ebola is no laughing matter

deletedover 10 years

all the cool kids are mucusing these days!!

xxerox

over 10 years

The secret laboratory that made it, so Humans are to blame.

Sims

over 10 years

i drink mucus and rub broken skin

deletedover 10 years

It's called intercourse rutab. Duh.

deletedover 10 years

"ebola is only transferable thorugh xxxXXXXxXX"

Well do ANY of you realize that none of the victims so far have probably drank mucus or rubbed broken skin with any infected person? Obviously this was spread through sweat/natural bodily fluids onto everyday objects.

deletedover 10 years

We're all gonna die rip us.

Satan

over 10 years

ebola is only transferable through bodily fluids (broken skin, or mucus membranes, i.e. eyes, nose, and mouth)

so just dont do any of that and you should be good

lietfan

over 10 years

blame it on obama
yas

Edark

over 10 years

what if ebola was not kill?

dad

over 10 years

I'm gonna go on a whim here and predict I'm immune so if they need me for a miracle cure I'm open as long as they don't touch my face.

deletedover 10 years

ebola is where i live too. you don't see me making 'goodbye' threads. man up.

But in all seriousness, be extra hygienic from now on. Wash your hands multiple times a day, don't lean or touch everything in sight, etc etc.

Ashe

over 10 years

Funny thing is; Nina Pham is being held in Bethesda, Maryland. You're not the only one man!

deletedover 10 years

man you're such a sublime expounder of prose.

Satan

over 10 years

god doesn't exist.