cant believe my favorite team, the hoagieboys, have won the bigsmash ! balls everywhere. throw! kick ! hit. cheers all

Ashley Young and Marouane friggin Fellaini!!!

Hot. I'll get out of bed and you'll be my first port of call. ;)

I guess we can switch it up a bit and do our nightly Skype calls in the morning if you want ;)

So Steve, wanna Skype call during the Manchester Derby? I'm sure you'll get to laugh either at me or with me.

Tim Howard's save tho.

Joey Barton is hilarious

Joey Barton is one of the worst players in the history of players.

QPR got their second away victory of the season by beating West Brom 4-1, with Joey Barton getting booked, elbowed in the face (which got a WBA defender sent off), and then capping it with a goal in the final second of the game.

Charlie Adam scored a pretty cool goal, so I guess there's that.

Update: Hi Steve :)

Update: Liverpool still blow/can't defend/can't beat Arsenal, and Rooney's back to scoring wonder goals for United.

It's been a great two weeks.

Joe Montana was the best quarterback of all time, I don't think anyone in the league today can replace him

Balotelli shouldve been sent off. He had to be held back by his own fans. And then Skrtel stamping on De Gea at the end...

Though why Di Maria decided to catch the ball like he was playing Rugby was mystifying.

Glad to see Mata being restored to the side had the effect we needed.

I was going to laugh at Mignolets failed cruyff turn in the box but he did save that penalty. Rooney was too busy laughing and fluffed his shirt.

There's only one Steven Gerrard...

The Cardinals are going to the super bowl

Hello ScubaSteve :)

Sigh.

Well I told a little porky. I tuned in for the start of the second half and then turned it off after Stevie G's first challenge of the game.

You missed Stevie getting red carded a minute in to the second half after just getting subbed on at halftime for stamping on Herrera when he came in late on him on his ankles.

ScubaSteve says

Rondar. Jackhammer. Jasper. Lucidrains. Literally anyone with keys... Start dealing out 24 hour suspensions to all of Mikalis's accounts. Do the right thing, and save us all.

The guy didn't message me on Skype in weeks, but oh wait, who pops up to gloat after the embarrassment of a game that occurred last week?

Correct.

It was none other than he...

I stopped watching the game after the first half. Gary Neville was a wind up to listen to.

Rondar. Jackhammer. Jasper. Lucidrains. Literally anyone with keys... Start dealing out 24 hour suspensions to all of Mikalis's accounts. Do the right thing, and save us all.

*posts goatse*

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31893202

10 more hours, y'all.

Wow scuba, way to revive an old thread. It's funny how that's even more irrelevant now because MLS is starting to get a few players in their prime

Example:

Sebastian Giovinco a Juventus is coming over to TFC at the age of 28