Stop Malcolm Butlering my questions with your posts nobody cares about.

Favorite mid-shelf brown liquor?

I have decided that I am going to go out tonight, being that I am already drinking, and I just got this hot girl's number. I swear, I am honestly this good.

Aspire is a really good mod and is fair and not assisting dirty cheaters.

Favorite mid-shelf brown liquor?

2014 best sandbox player winner, em user hood

your favorite epicmafia site moderator?

Milhouse

Best sandbox player?

Al-Hijra

best meme

grandma got ran over by a reindeer

what holiday movie do you hate the most

belovedprincess says

Harry Potter movie marathon.

Favourite Harry Potter movie?

most of them

favorite christmas movie?

OK, that's enough troll for now.

Foxie doesn't ignore me, btw., Ace. She is just at a loss as to how to relate to me.

But my Wednesdays suck so bad. ;-;

I gotta work out like a proper drinking/gym rotation or something.

See, if I don't go out tomorrow night though, then I can't go out the next night either, because I'm going to the gym tomorrow, and can't have second day of muscle recovery coinciding with a hangover, because it kills gains hard.

So should I definitely not go out tomorrow night?

Christmas; same thing.

Harry Potter movie marathon.

Favourite Harry Potter movie?

No, I don't think you should. I strongly believe in relaxing and preparing yourself for tough days.

Favorite thing about the winter?

JohnnyAppleseed says

Thank you for not having a weird-looking peeny.

Favorite Dorito?

Yeah, I get these too. Only they're more in the form of 'Holy sh*t!' (because I am well-endowed, ofc).

Sorry, lol.

Ace says

I do have the option, and I ignore them

Nicest compliment you've ever genuinely got?

This girl told me last week that I was nothing special, but clearly didn't believe it, and melted when I smiled at her for it.

Or another girl last week told me she could sit in my dimples, to which I replied 'So long as you're sucking something while you're sitting in them', and she also melted.

The best compliments are leaving the next person speechless.

Question: Should I go out tomorrow night? (I have a tough day Wednesday.)

Doritos, my a-ss.

Thank you for not having a weird-looking peeny.

Favorite Dorito?

I do have the option, and I ignore them

Nicest compliment you've ever genuinely got?

cub says

what do you think of people who don't ask questions

I dislike them
what would you do to them if you had the option

I have asked you a bunch of questions, none of which you've answered, foxie.

And you're still pretty cool.

what do you think of people who dont ask questions

I'd go back to when my mom and dad were my age, drink with them, maybe fight my old man, flirt with my mom a little for lulz (obviously wouldn't go further than that). I cannot imagine a better use of time travel than that.

Security Guard from Final Destination

If you could go back to any time in history what time would you visit?

Aloe Vera

Favorite chocolate