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Reamix says

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I would say that this is a dangerous question. There is no perfect. People ruin themselves with plastic surgery and anorexia all the time, always chasing something that doesn't exist. Just accept who you are. Also, building up some ideal only really serves to ruin you, being that you'll never reach it. Accept that other people will love you for who you are.

As for me, I've been getting these bad f*cking trips smoking weed lately dudes. I had two again in like the last two weeks. First one, I got talking to this girl, an absolute beaut, then her friends, and I went back to their house and we played cards and drank and whatever, and it was all good. Then I got a spin home with two of her mates and we went into theirs to smoke weed. Well, f*cking Road Wars was on the television. Like, Cops. And there we were smoking weed, and I go on this trip, and the cops are all talking to me, this is my judgement... Wow, it messed me up. I wasn't right for like 2 days after it, living completely in the surreal.

Second one, I got talking to this dude in the smoking area of a bar during the day. Cool fella, ends up he gave me a couple of lines of coke and we're drinking and whatever, and his mates land on, and they're all sound, I'm hilarious and charming as usual. THEN, we decide we'll go down to some f*cking river to smoke weed. And there's a rainbow, right? And as we're walking into these trees, just over some bridge, down into some secluded little spot, I'm thinking "Into the wilderness." And I take 3 pulls off the joint, and I throw it away from me like it was poison. No way it even got a chance to take an effect, but there I go down along some f*cking horror-story trip, and I have to run the f*ck away from a whole bunch of dudes, who were sound, but now I'm gonna be f*cking mental in their eyes... Wasn't right for about 2 days. Had to miss 2 days of college and everything.

What is wrong with me dudes?
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Two eggs over easy, dark rye toast, sausage links, and home fries. Black coffee.

You're in a room with Hitler, Trump, and MeetTerry. You have a gun with two bullets. Why do you shoot Terry twice?
about 9 years
i wish i could make myself not be allergic to cats and dogs :(

what's your ideal breakfast?
about 9 years
Money and some mittens.

One thing about yourself that you wish you could change?
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What do you want for Christmas?
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none
favorite halloween costume you have worn?
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Waitress went out for a smoke break instead of serving our food. Brought it 20 mins after it came out of the kitchen cold. We told her we were leaving, she spit in the food in front of us.

Favorite Salad dressing?
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parakeet probably but I'm not that into birds sry fam

worst restaurant service u ever received?
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Sunshine Scented

Favorite type of birb
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grandpa platy

what kind of bodywash do you use?
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PissProblems

Who is your favorite Ex-Owner of Sandbox (Hima, Error, Nitro, Platy, Chris)
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https://epicmafia.com/user/289866

Who is your favorite pee related epicmafa user
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Francese Sauce

Who is your favorite furry on EM
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handsome waiter perfect eye candy oh yes grate more cheese onto my pasta...


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what is your favorite pasta sauce?
about 9 years
Izaya Orihaya, or Pooh Bear. thank u

best restaurant service u ever received?
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Sleepy snuggles under a FORT

Fictional character you wish was real?
about 9 years
An animal rescue!

Favourite kind of snuggles?
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CANDY. AND COSTUMES

If you had ten thousand dollars that you had to give to charity, what charity would you give it to?
about 9 years
Having a weird meatball looking rock thing hit my windscreen while driving on the highway earlier.

What is your favourite thing about halloween?
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today this old lady sat down on the bus, complimented my backpack, and then stared talking about the old days and how she went to these market fairs and loved looking at people's stalls full of handmade bags and she liked reversible bags and she was just a nice old lady

what was the worst part of your day today?
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the white one , maybe (?)

nicest random ecounter irl?
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tf is a go board? (both a question and an answer)
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I don't celebrate holidays because I don't believe any days are holy

jk easter is the most pointless for me

if you were a piece of stone on a go board, what stone would you be
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being a magician in the walking dead would solve a lot of problems

least favorite holiday that you celebrate and why?
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Just cheese because I'm basic af

If you could live in any made up world with any super power what would it be and why? (For example, I'd become the Avatar in Middle Earth bc like just imagine firebending orcs and watching them run around)