No because i am too afraid that i would be a farm egg that would be sold to companies and cracked on some suburban mom's marble kitchen counter as she cooks breakfast for her husband and children.
which body part do you think is the friendliest?
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Normal cheese pizza;I like Roast Beef Ramen, with 2 pints of hotsauce, and some chives.
Always depends on the movies. If they ever tried to remake the titanic or some other critically acclaimed film i would throw a fit. Even if i was dead i would rise from the grave just to be like "oh no you don't".
what’s the most exotic place you’ve violently vomited
the memes are kind of lame but it's nice to be part of something (crey)
weekend plans?
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Yes.
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First, I have a Staffy named Kooch (v-agina, lol), 4 years old, and he's a little brat tbh. He wants what he can't have basically and I trained him wrong af fighting him all the time because now I can't bring anyone next or near him or he's gonna be lording their fear over them to make them rub him or chewing on their shoes while they're still in them. He's kinda melancholy too sometimes because he has to be fenced in because he's an actual and proven killer (cops been to my door a few times over him), so he'll sit for ages looking out across the fence whining, or up on the back of my couch watching all the birds fly around outside out through the window. I love him though and do my best by him which is never ever enough, but I manage to tire him out at least which puts a pause on all his freedom bs.
Second, I have a wizened old Beagle named Charlie. About 11 at this stage, I think. He lives with my grandmother and I'd say he might be keeping her alive at this stage too. Smart af, fat, and hates my Staffy. Doesn't like having been replaced I don't think. One time he put on this show of acting like my idiot Staffy, doing all this weird jumping around for me even though he's like 8 stone and riddled with arthritis. Was weird. I used be like best friends with him when he was younger and still mobile. I'd feel kinda guilty about not playing with him so much anymore tbh, but what ya gonna do. I'd also swear he purposely walked me through a tactically placed excretion one night when I was putting him into bed in the dark. He even ran from my grandmother when it came bedtime, down to my house, which was highly extraordinary (old dog, hugely given to habit), and I was sent back with him ofc and he brought me on this strange route.......Maybe that's just me being silly though, lol. He's definitely clever af though.
