>he's a moderator >on the internet >on a niche mafia website >he does it for free >he takes his "job" very seriously >he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life >he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch >he will never have a real job >he will never move out of his parent's house >he will never be at a healthy weight >he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket >he will never have a girlfriend >he will never have any friends
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You should retract stating kyle's post being good because he just stole it from someone else and stealing is never good
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yeah i was confused why i would be jealous over someone like kyle laughing through ***
its gonna be sad when epicmafia closes and the bond between everyone on the site will be broken
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its the epicmafia moderation theme song.
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Everyday when you're waddling down the street Unable to see your feet Because you’ll never be a healthy weight. And I said hey-hey When the moderator came to play All the other kids ran away. When they all smelt him coming. He wipes the dust off from his chin Logs in onto Epic Mafia. Oh what’s this that he sees? An epic new may-may. Report him for a ban, a banning from Epic Mafia. This is how he makes things better, by stopping fun altogether. It’s a simple message, from a cholesterol-lined heart. he does it for free, The moderator of Epic Mafia! And I said hey-hey He has no real authority So he must be a big man on Epic Mafia. Cause he will never have a real job.
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dang those posts sucked even from an ironic standpoint, the regret is seeping in
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did retti really make those posts? i sure hope he didn't.
