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>he's a moderator >on the internet >on a niche mafia website >he does it for free >he takes his "job" very seriously >he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life >he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch >he will never have a real job >he will never move out of his parent's house >he will never be at a healthy weight >he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket >he will never have a girlfriend >he will never have any friends

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Shivv says

fist-punched

over 10 years

Warrens says

I want to go to Six Flags with a group of Epicmafia members, notably containing Shivv, Bearissoslow, Empire, Junter, Peta, and Edark. I want to sit next to Shivv while we go on the Kingda Ka and he's going to say big words and try not to look scared but deep down inside, he's gonna be scared.


Oh my God
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KillHimNotMe says

[8/7/14, 7:01:12 PM] Dan: u r fired for bein idiot
[8/7/14, 7:01:17 PM] Owen: pls no what will khnm think???? he my favorite poster and makes good posts


lmao
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over 10 years
Upvoted the *** out of this ***
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exposed
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Actually intake I back you used whomever and that makes you OK in my book I will not call you am idiot for five (5) days as a reward :)
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[8/7/14, 7:01:12 PM] Dan: u r fired for bein idiot
[8/7/14, 7:01:17 PM] Owen: pls no what will khnm think???? he my favorite poster and makes good posts
over 10 years
but yeah i'm still pretty bad at mafia
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There you go again Owen talkin about how much you like or don't like threads on epicmafia.com. When are you gonna grownup
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[8/7/14, 7:00:41 PM] Owen: hey
[8/7/14, 7:00:43 PM] Owen: can u
[8/7/14, 7:00:53 PM] Owen: remove me as a mentor
[8/7/14, 7:01:02 PM] Owen: u can give my mentees to whomever
[8/7/14, 7:01:12 PM] Dan: stepping down?
[8/7/14, 7:01:17 PM] Owen: yeah
[8/7/14, 7:01:24 PM] Owen: I hardly did any mentoring tbh
[8/7/14, 7:01:28 PM] Owen: i didnt have much time for it
[8/7/14, 7:01:36 PM] Dan: That's fine, I understand
[8/7/14, 7:01:38 PM] Dan: I'll remove you
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Oh look who got FIREd as a mentor lmao what's wrong they don't let idiots do it anymore????
over 10 years
someone needs to archive this thread, for the record books
over 10 years
lmao this is such a great thread
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Just red your a nerd
over 10 years
I think it's funny that idiots like peta and shivv think it's cool to be how they are. They are contagious and spreading their shittyness to others on this website, which is why it turned out as bad as it did. The site almost got shut down because you idiots don't know how to be nice to each other and continue to put each other down for glory and epeen cred. If you don't see that something is wrong, please stay on this site and don't continue to infect others. Rutab, sorry, but you're late to the party.
over 10 years
Hey buddies.
over 10 years

Shivv says


jackattack123 says

I am 19 years old and a duffer is most commonly used to refer to an elderly person. It's also used to refer to someone who is inexperienced at playing golf which is also not the case for me. 0/2 there, keep trying though. I'm sure theres several other synonyms you could use because calling someone plain stupid is too mainstream for you


Among other things, jackattack123 does not know slang.


I can't lie to you, i had no idea what that was. I had to take the definition off google. It's not Massachusetts slang that's for sure
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I'm ice cool.
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KillHimNotMe says

Guys telling people how good their posts are is childish and counterproductive, unless done in a thread specifically for that purpose. Lets cut it out. I really don care how much one nerd on the Internet liked what another nerd said on the Internet and I'm tired of reading about it.


Yeah, man, that's irksome.
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Lemme know when you read this shiv I know your still there
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But he did stay a a holiday in. Express last night looooollllll
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jackattack123 says

I am 19 years old and a duffer is most commonly used to refer to an elderly person. It's also used to refer to someone who is inexperienced at playing golf which is also not the case for me. 0/2 there, keep trying though. I'm sure theres several other synonyms you could use because calling someone plain stupid is too mainstream for you


Among other things, jackattack123 does not know slang.
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Can anybody read these or what
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Hi warns have you read my posts yet? j/w no biggie but lmk as soon as you do ok