Man

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

>he's a moderator >on the internet >on a niche mafia website >he does it for free >he takes his "job" very seriously >he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life >he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch >he will never have a real job >he will never move out of his parent's house >he will never be at a healthy weight >he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket >he will never have a girlfriend >he will never have any friends

Warrensabout 12 years ago
I would also want to invite Shacky to the Six Flags trip but he'll probably jew around and buy a mass amount of Flash Passes and sell them for a higher price, but he doesn't seem like a rollercoaster type of guy so there would be no point of him going.
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deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
I liked your post Edark about your post goin away. What do you think about my posts. Lets trade thoughts about each others' posts :)
Edarkabout 12 years ago
Hey where did my post go wtf
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Guys what didbyoubthinknof my posts????? Did u like readin tem ^_^. Tell me I need some validation from virgin nerds
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
See look I just made two good posts in a row how does my *** taste now laughing *** off
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Guys telling people how good their posts are is childish and counterproductive, unless done in a thread specifically for that purpose. Lets cut it out. I really don care how much one nerd on the Internet liked what another nerd said on the Internet and I'm tired of reading about it.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
I heard they have requirements on the rides now; there is a picture of shivv out front and a sign that says "MUST BE THIS SWIFT AND SUAVE TO RIDE"
jackabout 12 years ago
Warrens
I want to go to Six Flags with a group of Epicmafia members, notably containing Shivv, Bearissoslow, Empire, Junter, Peta, and Edark. I want to sit next to Shivv while we go on the Kingda Ka and he's going to say big words and try not to look scared but deep down inside, he's gonna be scared.
post of the freaking year
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Warrensabout 12 years ago
I want to go to Six Flags with a group of Epicmafia members, notably containing Shivv, Bearissoslow, Empire, Junter, Peta, and Edark. I want to sit next to Shivv while we go on the Kingda Ka and he's going to say big words and try not to look scared but deep down inside, he's gonna be scared.
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deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Also jack attack arguments aren't won by proving the other person wrong - they are won by making the other person feel worse than they make you feel. Just a friendly tip from the smartest guy around ;)
jackabout 12 years ago
KillHimNotMe
Hey jack attack remember wen the bad guys unjustly banned lolwot and you and me teamed up to free her??? Good times man :). I'm glad she is unbanned now. We did it, you and me
true heroes
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Hey jack attack remember wen the bad guys unjustly banned lolwot and you and me teamed up to free her??? Good times man :). I'm glad she is unbanned now. We did it, you and me
jackabout 12 years ago
I am 19 years old and a duffer is most commonly used to refer to an elderly person. It's also used to refer to someone who is inexperienced at playing golf which is also not the case for me. 0/2 there, keep trying though. I'm sure theres several other synonyms you could use because calling someone plain stupid is too mainstream for you
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Try stringing up a non-awkward, semi-intelligent response next time duffer.
jackabout 12 years ago
That's not a grade-school level, that's a religious figure
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Jesus Christ.
jackabout 12 years ago
I'm just curious, what other grade-school is there besides elementary?
jackabout 12 years ago
Ah, but i said looking. As in appearing to be large, such as cognitive comprehend definition elementary. All words that are large in letter sizes and therefore fit the bill of disguising your misuse of suave by appearing much more intelligent than your mistake showed you were
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Update: jackattack123 thinks suave and swift are big words.
jackabout 12 years ago
I enjoy that you threw in big looking words yet are still misunderstanding the definition of suave
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
I can't believe jackattack123 lacks the cognitive ability to comprehend the definition of elementary grade-school words.
jackabout 12 years ago
Hey man, whatever helps you maintain your inflated self-image. Apparently changing definitions of words is one of them
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
It fits all of them nutjob.
jackabout 12 years ago
"suave adjective \ˈswäv\
: behaving in a relaxed, confident, and pleasant way in social situations"

apparently saying shut the hell up is relaxed, confident, and pleasant in shivvs' mind
jackabout 12 years ago
Warrens
Epicmafia should purge everyone in the survivor lobby, starting with Soda and Jackattack123.
this genuinely made me chuckle, although there's a multitude of others that should go before Soda and I