>he's a moderator >on the internet >on a niche mafia website >he does it for free >he takes his "job" very seriously >he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life >he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch >he will never have a real job >he will never move out of his parent's house >he will never be at a healthy weight >he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket >he will never have a girlfriend >he will never have any friends
I would also want to invite Shacky to the Six Flags trip but he'll probably jew around and buy a mass amount of Flash Passes and sell them for a higher price, but he doesn't seem like a rollercoaster type of guy so there would be no point of him going.
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I liked your post Edark about your post goin away. What do you think about my posts. Lets trade thoughts about each others' posts :)
Guys what didbyoubthinknof my posts????? Did u like readin tem ^_^. Tell me I need some validation from virgin nerds
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See look I just made two good posts in a row how does my *** taste now laughing *** off
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Guys telling people how good their posts are is childish and counterproductive, unless done in a thread specifically for that purpose. Lets cut it out. I really don care how much one nerd on the Internet liked what another nerd said on the Internet and I'm tired of reading about it.
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I heard they have requirements on the rides now; there is a picture of shivv out front and a sign that says "MUST BE THIS SWIFT AND SUAVE TO RIDE"
I want to go to Six Flags with a group of Epicmafia members, notably containing Shivv, Bearissoslow, Empire, Junter, Peta, and Edark. I want to sit next to Shivv while we go on the Kingda Ka and he's going to say big words and try not to look scared but deep down inside, he's gonna be scared.
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Also jack attack arguments aren't won by proving the other person wrong - they are won by making the other person feel worse than they make you feel. Just a friendly tip from the smartest guy around ;)
Hey jack attack remember wen the bad guys unjustly banned lolwot and you and me teamed up to free her??? Good times man :). I'm glad she is unbanned now. We did it, you and me
I am 19 years old and a duffer is most commonly used to refer to an elderly person. It's also used to refer to someone who is inexperienced at playing golf which is also not the case for me. 0/2 there, keep trying though. I'm sure theres several other synonyms you could use because calling someone plain stupid is too mainstream for you
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Try stringing up a non-awkward, semi-intelligent response next time duffer.
Ah, but i said looking. As in appearing to be large, such as cognitive comprehend definition elementary. All words that are large in letter sizes and therefore fit the bill of disguising your misuse of suave by appearing much more intelligent than your mistake showed you were
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Update: jackattack123 thinks suave and swift are big words.
