Everyday when you're waddling down the street Unable to see your feet Because you’ll never be a healthy weight. And I said hey-hey When the moderator came to play All the other kids ran away. When they all smelt him coming. He wipes the dust off from his chin Logs in onto Epic Mafia. Oh what’s this that he sees? An epic new may-may. Report him for a ban, a banning from Epic Mafia. This is how he makes things better, by stopping fun altogether. It’s a simple message, from a cholesterol-lined heart. he does it for free, The moderator of Epic Mafia! And I said hey-hey He has no real authority So he must be a big man on Epic Mafia. Cause he will never have a real job.

I demand you read this for the vocaroo thread:
'EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO *** OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT.'

my name is nikos and i am tsundere. also i stole empire from a kawaii magical anime girl

Golden thread.

Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

"Daddy, feed me and tell me I'm pretty."

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IN SHORT, I TROLLED THE *** OUT OF SKG SHORTLY BEFORE THE OWNER OF SKG GAVE UP ON IT, THEN I WAS ONE OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF CG (WHICH CONSISTED OF ALL THE DISGRUNTLED SKGERS), THEN I WAS THE BIGGEST OPPONENT OF TWO OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE TO JOIN CG LATER ON, THEN I AND ONE OR TWO OTHER BROS PRETTY MUCH DIVIDED CG IN HALF AND ALMOST CAUSED IT TO EXPLODE. ALSO, BEAR IN MIND THAT THE AVERAGE MEMBER OF CG IS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS SOPHISTICATED THAN THE AVERAGE MEMBER OF EM, SO A LOT OF WHAT THEY CONSIDER TROLLING IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYDAY ASSHOLERY TO US.

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ayyyyy sexy lady

I'm an 18 year old guy, who has always been in love with video games. Started when I was six, and kicked off after that. I started with the Super Nintendo, and then the Nintendo 64. Played for ever, until my parents finally got me a PS2 and Xbox awhile back. Then from there, the hobby turned into my own. I started talking video games, writing about them and using them to create a future for myself. I currently operation a YouTube channel, Twitter, and LiveStream webshow for many of my fans

I need a beautiful girl who is willing to be my girlfriend. I can give you nearly everything you want. I will take you to Seattle and enjoy the DOTA2 intentional matches on August. Also we can go anywhere you like and have a sweet vacation after that. Add me and show me your photos. If you can video chat with me, it is much better! Any extremely handsome gays can be accepted as well. Physical human only, no items.