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I wonder if he really lives at St Lucia

What is it with daddy long legs? I have been learning some in America with—with insects, with cockroaches and ants, you know, ants, that is easy, but who—who is naming daddy long legs? Why—why is it that, I don’t like that. It is like, we name a cockroach, cockroach, we name a horse a horse, see…

Daddy long legs? What? Who is naming this, daddy—is this a—is this a shortness for like, for father long legs, or something? I don’t, I don’t—what? And you know I don’t like daddy long legs, that is another—it is like—it is like a big—it is like a furry ball with some sticks that come out. That is not a spider. That is not—that is not like a—like a, like—a grasshopping.

What are you doing? How—how does a daddy long legs make—make a life? It is like—very light—who is building the daddy long legs? What, what—what was—where was mother nature? Maybe sleeping? Or was a coffee break?

You come there and the—and the nature carpenters are building—are building an, an insect and here, look, nature, we have it! It is called daddy long legs! Oh, really? Where is it—does it have a head? No. Does it have a thorax or maybe an abdomen? No. What is it? Well, it is like maybe a q-tip head, with some—with some frozen spiderweb leggies. Great!

Who—seriously, what? What are you doing, daddy long legs? I don’t—I don’t know.

oniiiiichan, what are we going to do on the bed? pomf

i want him to read my story