(Name), the surgeon, is surgeoff.

(Name), the penguin, walked into a bar.

(Name), the chef, was killed by the mafia for putting raisins in their muffins.

(Name), the treestump, faked being cthulhu'd.

(Name), the siren, was a terrible third party role, and thus committed suicide.

(Name), the lover, did not have a good experience with OKcupid.

(Name), the yakuza, should not have yakked about their mafia associations.

(Name), the consigliere, was not cared about after death, because nobody can spell the name of their role anyway.

(Name), the hooker, is sleeping with the fishes.

(Name), the quack, did not duck.

(Name), the hitman, has been hit, man.

^ Some I just got from a PM. Closing off submissions. We'll be cleaning it up and submitting it to Lucid. Stay tuned!

I haven't read through the whole thread so sorry if there are repeats.

(Name), the bodyguard, failed to guard their own body.

(Name), the bomb, went out with a bang/had a blast.

(Name), the judge, is facing their own judgement now.

(Name), the priest, is doubly holy now.

(Name), the virgin, is virgout.

(Name), the mimic, appears to have mimiced a corpse. (Wording could be better on this one tbh)

It's going to be a silent night without (Name), the caroler.

(Name), the granny, got run over by a reindeer.

(Name), the killer, was killed.

(Name), the clockmaker, ran out of time.
or
The clock struck midnight for (Name), the clockmaker.

(Name), the survivor, didn't.

(Name), the alien, was probed repeatedly across his body.

Not even (Name), the anarchist, could defy the laws of nature.

(Name), the driver, was a real human being and a real hero.
or
Jesus has taken the wheel for (Name), the driver. (Or some variation on that.)

veerat won everything you just thought of 138 death messages you are amazing

Veerat says

(Name), the Arsonist, has met his match.

you win the internet.

(Name), the Driver, has skidded to a halt.
(Name), the Gramps, lived a long and evil life.
(Name), the Interceptor, got caught up in the wrong crowd.
(Name), the Fiddler, lost his duel with the devil.
(Name), the Witch, is really most sincerely dead.
(Name), the Ventriloquist, doesn't feel like talking any more.
(Name), the Voodoo, ate his own words.
(Name), the Thief, has been robbed of his life.
(Name), the Paralyzer, has stopped moving.
(Name), the Paparazzi, has been exposed.
(Name), the Scout, ventured into the wrong neighborhood.
(Name), the Associate, has a new partnership with the reaper.
(Name), the Fabricator, faked everything but his death.
(Name), the Lookout, was really bad at his job.
(Name), the Ninja, has returned to the shadows.
(Name), the Hitman, had a bounty on his head.
(Name), the Arsonist, has met his match.
(Name), the Terrorist, wanted to die anyway.
(Name), the Mastermind, considered every outcome except this one.
(Name), the Host, is no longer up to the job.

(Name), the Survivor, had one job.
(Name), the Warlock, couldn't have predicted this.
(Name), the Mistletoe, received the kiss of death.
(Name), the Prophet, did not foresee this.
(Name), the Alien, poked around where he ought not.
(Name), the Werewolf, has ate his last meal.
(Name), the Amnesiac, will not be forgotten.
(Name), the Anarchist, self-destructed.
(Name), the Creepy Girl, was pushed down a well.
(Name), the Traitor, just couldn't be trusted.
(Name), the Admirer, didn't live long enough to become the villain.
(Name), the Old Maid, won't be getting any older.
(Name), the Autocrat, is no longer among us.
(Name), the Politician, has sided with death.
(Name), the Silencer, has gone very quiet.
(Name), the Blinder, didn't see it coming.
(Name), the Sniper, should have kept hidden.
(Name), the Illusionist, is out of tricks.
(Name), the Saboteur, has been messed with.
(Name), the Yakuza, may have left something behind.
(Name), the Consigliere, wasn't fooling anyone.
(Name), the Godfather, has reached the final act. (Name), the Framer, couldn't shift the blame this time.
(Name), the Hooker, should have used protection.
(Name), the Disguiser, can't pretend any more.
(Name), the Actress, forgot to pick someone.
(Name), the Tailor, was stitched up.
(Name), the Informant, won't be dishing out any more dirt.
(Name), the Strongman, wasn't so tough after all. (Name), the Janitor, has been swept under the rug.
(Name), the Interrogator, will see you late alligator.
(Name), the Whisperer, couldn't call for help.
(Name), the Spy, didn't realize he was being watched.
(Name), the Lawyer, couldn't talk his way out of this one.
(Name), the Forger, isn't letting you see his real will.
(Name), the Stalker, should have followed someone else.
(Name), the Enforcer, has been forced into an early grave.
(Name), the Quack, got a taste of his own medicine.
(Name), the Poisoner, feels worse than sick.

(Name), the Agent, didn't live twice.
(Name), the Celebrity, made the headlines for the last time.
(Name), the Loudmouth, should have kept quiet.
(Name), the Mason, made some wrong choices.
(Name), the Templar, was assassinated.
(Name), the Shrink, ran into a little trouble.
(Name), the Samurai, died an honorable death.
(Name), the Jailer, has been locked up for good.
(Name), the Chef, had his goose cooked.
(Name), the Turncoat, should have made up his mind.
(Name), the Enchantress, drew the wrong attention.
(Name), the Priest, led a good life.
(Name), the Trapper, couldn't find a way out of this one.
(Name), the Baker, is brown bread.
(Name), the Ghoul, couldn't redirect that one.
(Name), the Party Host, is hosting a funeral next.
(Name), the Penguin, is snow more.
(Name), the Judge, has been overruled.
(Name), the Gallis, has been popped off.
(Name), the Treestump, should have became a tree.
(Name), the Secretary, didn't arrange that meeting.
(Name), the Virgin, never scored.
(Name), the Blacksmith, should have used his own goods.
(Name), the Oracle, is seeing stars forever.
(Name), the Dreamer, won't be waking up.
(Name), the Angel, returned to heaven.
(Name), the Lightkeeper, has blacked out.
(Name), the Keymaker, should have locked his doors.
(Name), the Gunsmith, has bit the bullet.
(Name), the Mimic, forgot to copy someone.
(Name), the Santa, was on someone else's naughty list.
(Name), the Caroler, is in for a silent night.
(Name), the Siren, won't be getting any more visitors.
(Name), the Monk, is at peace.
(Name), the Cultist, was told to jump off a cliff.
(Name), the Cthulhu, returned to the bottom of the ocean.
(Name), the Zombie, is genuinely dead now.
(Name), the Fool, wanted it this way.
(Name), the Lover, has parted with sweet sorrow.
(Name), the Lyncher, has reached the end of his rope.
(Name), the Killer, filled one last grave.
(Name), the Clockmaker, is out of time.

Literally every role, sorry if there are already similar ones:

(Name), the Villager, was a simple man.
(Name), the Mafia, deserved what he got.
(Name), the Doctor, couldn't save himself.
(Name), the Nurse, won't be getting better.
(Name), the Surgeon, has been cut open.
(Name), the Bodyguard, has finished his duty.
(Name), the Cop, has turned in his badge.
(Name), the Insane Cop, has been pushed off his rocker.
(Name), the Confused Cop, didn't know what hit him.
(Name), the Paranoid Cop, knew this was going to happen.
(Name), the Naive Cop, didn't expect to die.
(Name), the Lazy Cop, barely put up a fight.
(Name), the Watcher, should have seen this coming.
(Name), the Tracker, had his footsteps traced.
(Name), the Detective, won't be spilling any more secrets.
(Name), the Snoop, should have kept his nose out.
(Name), the Journalist, has reached a full stop.
(Name), the Mortician, can still be found in the graveyard.
(Name), the Pathologist, is spending more time with corpses than ever before.
(Name), the Vigilante, has been dealt someone else's brand of justice.
(Name), the Sheriff, was beaten to the draw.
(Name), the Deputy, was actually shot too.
(Name), the Drunk, was served a bloody mary.
(Name), the Sleepwalker, won't be walking any more.
(Name), the Civilian, did not meet a civil end.
(Name), the Miller, is now a grave filler.
(Name), the Suspect, is no longer a concern.
(Name), the Leader, won't be leading any more.
(Name), the Bulletproof, was proven wrong.
(Name), the Bleeder, has run dry.
(Name), the Bomb, went out with a bang.
(Name), the Granny, is old news.
(Name), the Hunter, has become the hunted.
(Name), the Town Crier, should have kept his mouth shut.
(Name), the Invisible Man, is nowhere to be seen.
(Name), the Governor, made a wrong turn.
(Name), the Telepath, caused too many headaches.

Rip all roles are done. but for fun..

(name), the amnesiac, forgot what shooting a gun pointing to his head did.

(name), the fool, tripped over his own feet.

(name), the virgin, pushed the laws of slasher fic too far

(name), the cthulhu, witnessed evil through a mirror.

(name), the whisperer, faded away like a whisper.

(name), the admirer, killed himself after watching his model do the same

(Name), the Silencer, seems to have lost his voice.

(Name),The Fool learned hard way about why you shouldn't bring a toaster into the bathtub

(Name), The Nurse, Picked the wrong day to be late for work.
(Name) The Vigilante, learned he could not fly the hard way.
(Name), The Invisible Man, was never seen again.
By the power vested within me, I pronounce (Name), The Blacksmith, to be dead.
(Name), The Anarchist, dropped the bomb on this one.
(Name), The Creepy Girl, is in the pits of hell where she belongs.
(Name), The Silencer, died a quiet death.
Someone made (Name), The Illusionist,disappear.
(Name), The Informant, would like to inform you that he is dead.
(Name), The Janitor, kicked the bucket.
(Name), The Janitor, can't clean up this mess.
(Name), The Interrogator, asked too many questions.
(Name), The Interrogator, should have questioned his methods.
(Name), The Forger, can't forge his way out of this one.
(Name), The Interceptor, shouldn't have meddled.
Word on the street is (Name), The Voodoo, is dead.
(Name), The Fabricator, was probably a fake.

(Name), the doge, was attacked in the middle of the night while selling cigars to customers, was attacked over the counter and turned into a doge rug and shipped off to the black markets.

(Name), the invisible man, was found drenched in their own blood.

The death of (Name), the Voodoo, was not seen in the cards.

(Name), the Saboteur, managed to sabotage his own fate.

The magic trick of (Name), the illusionist, didn't go exactly as planned...

The death of (Name), the Informant, made headlines in the local newspapers.

Just to keep everyone posted, the death messages will reveal them as the role they get revealed as - so millers get the nilla death message when lynched, cops all get one death message.

I'm cutting submissions by the end of the day, please keep them coming!

Insane Cop

If everyone's insane, is everyone sane? (Name), the Insane Cop, will never find out!

(Name), The Anarchist, found out that anarchy doesn't live after all.

(Name), The Pathologist, was diagnosed with a severe case of bullet to the head.

(Name), The Creepy Girl, should have known not to play with strangers.

Shoukanjuu says

i'd just like to point out one thing - cops with different sanities all appear as sane on death, and i think its a bad idea to start making sanities obvious upon death, because its an unfair advantage to town. there should only be one cop death message for all cops in order to keep the sanity unrevealed, even if the target is suited (tailor/actress) which, if suited as anything other than sane cop, WILL appear their sanity upon death.

tl;dr only one cop message is necessary.

different-sanity cops (i.e insane, lazy, paranoid, naive, confused) all start with a suit (like those from Tailor) of a '[sane] Cop'.

when they die, they reveal as sane, unless the suit was taken from them for some reason (thief?)

if someone is tailored as insane/lazy etc, their standard death message says they're "insane" or "lazy" -- but because nobody ever gets revealed like that, it's really dodgy (that's why you shouldn't tailor people as anything but sane!)

with the new death messages, if town would've seen sane message (if cop was sane, if they were tailored/actressed as sane, etc) they get the 'new' sane message

but if they would've seen insane/lazy etc (which is very rare, but can happen) they see the 'new' insane/lazy

tldr nothing changes, the death messages just get spiffier

(Name) The Voodoo, Forgot his own word.

The surgery has failed and it's all (Name) to blame.

(Name) The Insane Cop, Never knew the truth.

(Name) The Confused Cop, Was confused to death.

Everyone blamed (Name) The Paranoid Cop, For his false alerts!

(Name) The Naive Cop, Trusted the wrong person!

(Name), The Lazy Cop was found dead, The donuts didn't help him there.

(Name), The invisible man, Wasn't invisible long enough!

(Name), The Creepy Girl, Was scared to death.

(Name), The Blacksmith, Never received a vest.

(Name), The Janitor, was found digging his own grave.

i'd just like to point out one thing - cops with different sanities all appear as sane on death, and i think its a bad idea to start making sanities obvious upon death, because its an unfair advantage to town. there should only be one cop death message for all cops in order to keep the sanity unrevealed, even if the target is suited (tailor/actress) which, if suited as anything other than sane cop, WILL appear their sanity upon death.

tl;dr only one cop message is necessary.

theese are all terrible, what do i not pay you people for?

(name), the silencer,

(name), the fiddler, shouldn't have been on the roof

[name], the Ventriloquist, had his tongue cut out and his throat slit.