[name], the detective, leapt from the roof!

[name], the sleepwalker, stumbled into traffic!

[name], the miller, is now toast!

[name], the ghoul, was busted!

Few people disliked [name], the gallis (if killed by a minority vote)

[name], the mimic, had just seen a pack of lemmings

Christmas never came for [name], the santa

Time has ran out for [name], the clockmaker

[name], the mistletoe, received the kiss of death

[name], the alien, never phoned home

[name], the politician's lies came back to haunt him

[name], the paparazzi, was gone in a flash

the contractual agreement didn't go to plan for [name], the hitman

[name], the scout, never reported back

[name], the shrink, was never liked by his patients

[name], the suspect, has finally been proven as innocent!

[name], the templar, didn't die nobly!

people never really trusted [name], the turncoat

the readings were never great for [name], the enchantress

[name], the terrorist, always had an explosive temper


lads

Politician
Thanks to a majority vote, (Name) was elected.

Gallis
(Name) experienced an unfair trial.
(Name) comitted suicide after one of his frustrations played up.

Virgin (name) hahaha he was a *** virgin

Bodyguard: [Name]'s death wasn't part of the job description.

(name), the Oracle, saw a bit too much.

Cthulhu: (name) has sunk back to R'lyeh, but with strange aeons even death may die.

https://epicmafia.com/role/4232

(name) died after they saw the gass bill.

Secretary: (name) got killed while playing secretary with the boss tonight.

Na-na-na that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger

fiddler: (name), the fiddler, fell off the roof

Kudos to lilin, and rhyming would turn this into a dr Seuss convention, its fine as it is. Also they are somewhat pg 13, none of them are too gory.

dude says

With the new site direction I think the death messages should be pg-13 and rhyme so that they're more kid friendly.


kids won't understand anything that doesn't rhyme

why would you want them to be kid friendly?
is dying friendly to you?

With the new site direction I think the death messages should be pg-13 and rhyme so that they're more kid friendly.


kids won't understand anything that doesn't rhyme

Doing those red on the list

Deputy: (name) won't be showing up for work again.

Paralyzer: (name) accidentally froze his own heart.

These are ones i just thought of

Samurai: (name) found out that gun beats sword. The hard way.

Chef: Looks like (name) served himself today.

Santa: (name) got stuck while going through the chimney.

Clockmaker: The clock struck six for (name)

Stalker: (name) had an unhealthy obsession of the wrong person.

Trapper: (name) activated his trap before he could get out of it.

Penguin: That seal was just too fast for (name)

Traitor: (name) betrayed the wrong man.

Civilian: As usual, (name) was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bodyguard: (name) forgot to guard his own body.

Consigliere: (name) was mugged on his way to the mafia meeting.

Poisoner: (name) was drunk and mistook his cyanide for beer.

Thief: (name) stole a ticking time bomb.

I thought hosts couldn't die but since he's on the list,

Host: (name) had his show canceled prematurely

btw, please don't forget to assign death messages to the role each role appears as upon an action. i.e. we should get the Nilla's death message when Miller is lynched (not Miller's), we shouldn't be able to know what the janned-kill's role is by reading their death message,...

Terrorist - (Name)'s plans blew up in their face.
Zombie - (Name), the zombie, is dead for good this time.
Watcher - (Name), the watcher, watches the inside of a coffin now.

(name) the virgin, got ***

(name), the sheriff, was shot by Bob Marley.

(name), the deputy, was not shot by Bob Marley but died anyway.

(name) the sniper (LOL DAS ME) got no scoped.

(name) the town crier, cried wolf.

(name) the blue, turned red.

(name) the hunter, became the hunted.

- Paralyser
(Name) won't be able to feel anything anymore

- Hooker
(Name) had one too many wild nights

- Lawyer
(Name), sentenced to death and executed.

- Drunk
(Name) is now with good spirits.



also wont these defeat the point of no-reveal death setups?

(name) went to the gym and never came back. - Strongman
(name) won't be attending next year's Super Bowl. - Governer
(name) didn't live long enough to get '不滅' inked on their neck. - Yakuza
(name) won't be coming out of the morgue anymore. - Mortician
(name) has moved out to the 'Vivor lobby. - Survivor
(name) mistakenly followed a bear to their cave. - Tracker
(name) died before even their mixtape got out. - Celeb *mixtape...*
(name) never thought they would be the one being carried off on a stretcher. - Doctor
(name) died in their path of fighting for the new world order. - Mason.
(name) won't be cleaning any more houses. - Old Maid
(name) won't be fooling anyone any longer. - Fool
(name) forgot to tell their pimp where they were headed. - Hooker
Nobody knows how (name) died. - Granny
(name) couldn't remember that drunk driving could be lethal. - Drunk
(name) never got the chance to sober up. - Drunk
(name) was too hammered to get the hammer. - Drunk
(name) had been killed.Floodgates won't be needed anymore. - Town Crier
(name) won't be showing up to the court anymore. - Lawyer
Upon (name)'s death, the trials will be held by the jury. - Judge

[name], the bomb, was diffused (if lynched)

[name], the bomb, was denonated (if killed)

[name], the drunk, drowned in his spirits

Shocking! [name], the paralyzer, was killed/lynched

[name], the paralyzer, is now static

might think of a few more. idk yet