I must confess, that I, Tree, am in fact, gay.

I confess that I am Lucid.

I am the Zodiac Killer

I confess i want a butt plug that looks like Donald Trump and i like the smell of fart.

I think a new policy list is necessitated.

I confess that I have taken an unranked game seriously before

Herredy says

I confess I kissed ChaoticDoom's sister

So you're ChaoticDoom's alt?

I confess that I'm not a real human being.






you're all dead stoopid umans

I confess that I am not actually Doctor Phillip Wang

I confess I kissed ChaoticDoom's sister

SirAmelio says

reminder this topic is an april fools that didnt happen in april fools and damn you chaotic for reviving it!!!!!!!!!

what

reminder this topic is an april fools that didnt happen in april fools and damn you chaotic for reviving it!!!!!!!!!

I Dare say that you have fallen for my favorite type of ruse. The type of ruse that few people see in their life times. The type of ruse that will be talked about for centuries to come. The type of ruse that songs stories and even movies are made about. The type of ruse that leaves the rusedl in the most uncomfortable of all ruses theyve ever endured in their pitiful life times. The type of ruse that makes the Ruser feel the very hieght of Rusemanship ©. The type of ruse that will make you wish you had never been born. Yes, the type of ruse that will make your grandchildren wish you had just been a miscarried lump of flesh before they could have inherited the Shakenness of your Sheaves ©. The type of ruse that will make you repeatedly contemplate taking the next most immediate step that will end your miserable existence. The type of ruse that only the dead know peace from its rustling. The type of ruse that will make even my good friend Satan feel pity for your Wobbled Wibbles ©. Yes again i say, the type of ruse that God himself could do nothing to save you from. Even now you are asking yourself how such a great being could take such extreme measures to ensure your discomfort. I assure you it is no unfortunate matter of chance, it was Destiny ©. Yes, it was Destiny that garanteed you Rankled Johns ©. At this point My Plan is but beginning and all is in motion. I have but to watch as the next 60 years of your life procede with the most legendary ruse of this dimension. I will observe from my throne in Olympus ©, and you will have the pleasure of being the most Jibbled People in Existence ©.

i confess... i actually rlly like artic but i will never voice it #banartic

i confess... i am uncute

isnt this thread supposed to be dead

I confess. I'm not super fond of the Triangulum Galaxy.

i confess im more boobles than butt and my life is a lie

I confess that the thought of making a legitimate confession got the best of me so I'm making this meta one

i confess that i dont actually have dokis for papajacky

I confess: i'm not actually satan, god doesn't exist, so neither does satan

Thor says

i confess that im actually loki

I knew it

I confess, I am not a NAZl

i confess that im actually loki

IM ACTUALLY A DOLPHIN THIS THREAD IS A LIE.