I was dilbert the whole time!

i dont think u r nerds

so i am x1000 more gay than you could have possibly imagined

my confession is that i am not actually gay. i am pansexual. which is basically the same thing but even more gay

ur all gay

I am Reticulum

ok real confession:

i need another storyy
something to get off my chest
my life gets kinda boringgg
need something that i can confess

till all my sleeves are stainED RED
from all the truth taht i've said
come by it honestly i swear
thought u saw me wait no i've been on the brink so

tell me what u want to heaar
something that'll light thos eeaaaaaars
sick of all the insinceeere
so i'm gonna give all my secrets awaaaaaay

I confess that I am the voice behind this message. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kGJfF4bLfd

also I have an undying love for sensory

my confession: some of you already know this but, ah, i guess its time to tell the world... i'm not a taco, i'm an 8 year old girl

I confess that you're all morons for posting confessions when the website could possibly be saved.

I'm not actually eleven.

i'm actually really good at epicmafia, i was just pretending to be bad

xoxo  

i hate sharen

Floor says

I think this site could've been 10x but the community needs filtering.

said like a true Comp player

i confess im not gay nor pro

my confession: i upvote all of my own comments right after i post them.

Everything I thought I knew is coming to an end :'(

I think this site could've been 10x but the community needs filtering.

I'm disappointed by the majority of you and your lack of having your own personality/appearance.

i confess i ded in the game while reading this

i like decorating my accounts' profiles more than playing the actual game

i'm not actually from the future

I'm shocked and scandalised. How could you do this to us all. I bet you're not even dave irl either.

You lied to me. (´;~;)