@germ no worries i know you didn't mean it because we love each other
@zoviekins hello it's ok jk we should play games together
@edork no. i am a woman you must pay for dinner and hold open the door for me and pull out my seat for me at the table and be on top during sex. that's just how it works. in return, i get to break up with you when i find somebody who does those things AND is really rich or really hot. you're welcome!!!!
@hira i thought i was gonna be clever and create a new nickname for you and say "HI HIRALARIOUS" but then i remembered that this is the name that you've had on EM this whole time. my bad.
