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We all write haikus

over 10 years

in here we all write haikus about epic mafia

a haiku is five syllables, and then seven syllables, and then five syllables again

there may be other legit haiku formats that I don't know ?????????

it begins:

Enter the sandbox,

To find a game nearly filled,

It's full when I click.

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Penguins are fluffy
Penguins like to eat salmon
Penguins are our God.

#heilpenguin
over 10 years
doge and fufu
are our beloved mascots
emotes all the way
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epicmafia
makes me want to kill myself
whenever i play
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sandbox is the best

dumb noavis are the worst

policy lynch now
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welcome to sandbox
bow down to the almighty
christopherzilla
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everyone is gay
we are all gay in sandbox
straights not welcome here
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@nauta
it can be much worse
we could always be like you
virgin I R L
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sandbox; like a cesspool
trash calling the kettle black
everyone git good

I rolled a virgin
time to claim and save the town
nope, I was baker

oracle is here
I like to make you naked
look! a small penis!

Vigil is so great
only likes to kill town roles
I wish to be him ;)

all the female roles
really sexist in nature
please fix this lucid
over 10 years
Admin, one question:
why make games like battleship,
and not fix glitches?
over 10 years
I'm so kawaii
everyone here is in love
do not hit on me
over 10 years
Rest in peace :sanic:
Gotta mourn a quick emote
It's a fast life, kid
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fool claiming virgin
town lynches without thinking
butts are now hurting
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look at all this work
i am procrastinating
epicmafia
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Santa gives me bread
But I am mafia scum
The mafia wins
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Look, I rolled baker
Time to bread no one at all
Claim virgin day 1.
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Without :duck: emote
Sandbox is but meaningless
I no longer live
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4 AND A HALF SCOOPS

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

SUPERMUTANT OUT
over 10 years
Hello I said
But no one replied me
as I began to cry
over 10 years

Delicate says

Saw this in Recent Topics, thought it was Spirit's thread.


Spirit writes haiku.

He's not very good at it,

But it's pretty fun.
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Goes in sandbox game

Sees Anusdranus spamming

finger my anus
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Saw this in Recent Topics, thought it was Spirit's thread.
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pretty good but would need to remove the a from first sentence to make it five syllables
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Start mafia game.

Finally get a good role.

But you die night one.