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Epic Mafia Simulator

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I'm going to do a Hunger Games simulator except with Epic Mafia style flavor text, because I have autism (both ironic and unironically) and too much free time on my hands.

So uh.

  1. Sign the heck up

  2. How do you make lists????

over 6 years
i was the first one to die rip
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tigermom says

Also, are there any district specific text or fully customizable district names? That way there could be a way to make mafia and 3rd party.


Not to my knowledge
All of the flavor text is basically meaningless
The only variables that actually matter is when someone kills somebody else and the people who get killed


moonlightseal says

Nice game but I think some codes should be edited:


Yeah if I run another one I definitely need to edit the code for it and add a lot more day / night actions

If anyone's interested you can run this build here:
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=6asueuRF

Gotta click save then make sure to copy paste the link somewhere or else you'll lose all your changes. The session seems to expire after an hour or two of inactivity
over 6 years
Also, are there any district specific text or fully customizable district names? That way there could be a way to make mafia and 3rd party.
over 6 years
I love this, it's like reading your horoscope haha
over 6 years
Nice game but I think some codes should be edited:

1. The mismason at night should end with dying
2. The already dead should end with dying
3. The "death but can shoot" should end with s.o else dies
4. In my dead sentence, there is an error, Lechuck should have died, not dyke
over 6 years
huh
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and thus we conclude the greatest story ever told

it's like the bible but better

over 6 years
rip
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now to arrange all these in order
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Night 14

DAILYsimpson receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because he is in game.

Blurgh wishes night wasn't so goddamn boring.

Shwartz99, the Tinkerer, prepares to get upset over having been visited.

Day 15

Blurgh decides to let herself veg, but forgets that she has already voted.

DAILYsimpson claims Tree, then retracts. Shwartz99 tells DAILYsimpson to go back to Main.

Night 15

Shwartz99, the Drunk, visits Blurgh, the Drunk. Nobody remembers much else.

DAILYsimpson yearns for the touch of eternity.

Day 16

DAILYsimpson asks Shwartz99 to kill himself. Shwartz99 obliges, and leaves the game.

Blurgh, the Jailer, calls for an nl for jailer, but is lynched for being gator instead.
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Night 13

Shwartz99 wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.

Blurgh masons confirmed mafia, but puts 'mismason on HuskyJiminie' in her will. In Blurgh's defense, HuskyJiminie is an .

DAILYsimpson wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.

Day 14

Shwartz99 craves death, but is only able to shoot a target other than himself.

Blurgh is shot, but survives thanks to her trusty vest.

HuskyJiminie asks DAILYsimpson for nudes. DAILYsimpson politely declines, and stabs HuskyJiminie. HuskyJiminie is disappointed by the lack of nudes.

Another tick has been added to the mod clique's scoreboard.

tfw no simpson nudes
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Night 11

It's a hard night, but night time is when HuskyJiminie, the Hooker, makes her money.

Blurgh plays Town of Salem while waiting for the night to end.

Shwartz99 and DAILYsimpson may not share alignments, but they do share the boredom of waiting for a night veg.

Day 12

HuskyJiminie and Shwartz99 trade insults.

DAILYsimpson discovers the power of love.

Blurgh, the Lazy Cop, does not receive a report.

Night 12

Blurgh, Shwartz99, HuskyJiminie and DAILYsimpson, the quality mafia organization, spend all night bickering due to the presence of a Mastermind.

Day 13

Shwartz99 asks for advice from HuskyJiminie. HuskyJiminie asks for Shwartz99 to provide nudes.

Blurgh patiently waits to cc, but nobody claims.

DAILYsimpson craves death, but is only able to shoot a target other than himself.
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2 more ticks are added to the mod clique's scoreboard.

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Night 10

godnmaste, the Fiddler, fiddles his diddle until he spiddles.

Shwartz99, the TeenPregnancy, converts DAILYsimpson to his expecting brood.

During the night, two penguins meet. Blurgh and YellowPear's destinies, and genitals, are forever intertwined.

jacobkrin, the Fiddler, fiddles his diddle until he spiddles.

HuskyJiminie, the Tinkerer, prepares to get upset over having been visited.

Day 11

jacobkrin shoots godnmaste. godnmaste, the Bomb, explodes with pride at the opportunity to be useful.

HuskyJiminie, the Lazy Cop, does not receive a report.

DAILYsimpson boasts about the trustiness of their fabbed vest.

Blurgh spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because she's maf - she just wants attention.

Shwartz99 spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because he's maf - he just wants attention.
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Night 9

Blurgh and jacobkrin may not share alignments, but they do share the boredom of waiting for a night veg.

DAILYsimpson, the Silencer, hopes his mafia partners are less useless than he is.

Shwartz99 files a joke report against HuskyJiminie while he waits for daybreak.

godnmaste throws a party. Nobody speaks. godnmaste curses the existence of his role.

Day 10

DAILYsimpson states that he likes chickens. Shwartz99 declares that he also likes chickens. A friendship is born.

godnmaste produces a powerful meme. godnmaste is reclassified as a class three hazard.

jacobkrin makes a racist comment.

Blurgh rambles about the biological destiny of all females to serve under the white man.

HuskyJiminie craves death, but is only able to shoot a target other than herself.



somebody kill somebody for the love of god
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Bunners is dead. Beep beep.

Another tick is added to the mod clique's scoreboard.

Night 8

DAILYsimpson writes a really funny will, but forgets to save it.

godnmaste wishes night wasn't so goddamn boring.

Blurgh, the Mason, visits nobody out of fear for her own life.

jacobkrin writes up a manifesto against the mod clique and declares that their reign of terror is over.

Shwartz99 and HuskyJiminie may not share alignments, but they do share the boredom of waiting for a night veg.

Day 9

jacobkrin makes confused gay noises while HuskyJiminie and godnmaste converse in heterosexual.

DAILYsimpson makes a racist comment.

Shwartz99's horizons are expanded through learning.

Blurgh craves death, but is only able to shoot a target other than herself.
over 6 years
should i be proud that i last longer in an EM game instead of the hunger games or survivor
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Night 7

DAILYsimpson writes a really funny will, but forgets to save it.

Shwartz99, the Vigilante, decides to kill Bunners. There's something straight about that .

Blurgh, the Tree, fell asleep long ago. Luckily, she has no way to veg.

HuskyJiminie, the Jailer, and jacobkrin, the Gator, sit comfortably in eachothers' cells. This is a peaceful time. It is a time without death.

godnmaste checks the clock. Playing Epic Mafia at 5 am. If this isn't a justification for suicide, what is?

Day 8

Blurgh scribbles erotic fanfiction in DAILYsimpson's notes.

godnmaste attempts to rile jacobkrin and Shwartz99 against HuskyJiminie. godnmaste fails, and his will to live dissipates.
over 6 years
i love this
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Day 7

DAILYsimpson, the Cop, is hooked. DAILYsimpson claims Lazy Cop. If only he knew...

godnmaste considers deeply the finer things in life.

Blurgh asks for advice from Bunners. Bunners asks for Blurgh to provide nudes.

jacobkrin attempts to joint with HuskyJiminie. HuskyJiminie politely declines.

Shwartz99, the Cop, is hooked. Shwartz99 claims Lazy Cop. If only he knew...

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4 more ticks are added to the mod clique's scoreboard.

over 6 years

anEndtoAthena says

Shwartz99 says gg, then waits an inordinately long time before leaving.


wtf how did you know i do that
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The Anger

The players bicker and succumb to their baser urges as another game ends unsatisfactorily.

Shwartz99 says gg, then waits an inordinately long time before leaving.

AxolotlQ reports godnmaste for HC. AxolotlQ calls godnmaste a re-tard in the report, and is thus banned.

LeChuck, infuriated with his own mediocrity, leaves EM.

Bunners, jacobkrin, DAILYsimpson, HuskyJiminie and Blurgh quietly leave and join the next game.
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No new deaths.

I put an equal amount of messages in every category but it seems like the Bloodbath (Another Day in Sandbox) stage only appears once? And there's a fourth stage, 'Feast' that we haven't even seen yet.

Night 6

LeChuck, the Drunk, visits jacobkrin, the Drunk. Nobody remembers much else.

Bunners yearns for the touch of eternity.

HuskyJiminie is hit during the night, and becomes a traitor.

Evershade almost blew up with joy when he hit Bob01, the bomb - he really had to pee.

AxolotlQ, the Doctor, successfully saves Shwartz99.

Blurgh receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because she is in game.

godnmaste is hit during the night, and becomes a traitor.

DAILYsimpson is hit during the night, and becomes a traitor.
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Night 5

jacobkrin, the Fool, quietly plans his revenge against society.

Evershade, AxolotlQ, Bunners and HuskyJiminie, the quality mafia organization, spend all night bickering due to the presence of a Mastermind.

DAILYsimpson, the Silencer, hopes his mafia partners are less useless than he is.

godnmaste plays Town of Salem while waiting for the night to end.

Blurgh, the Drunk, visits Bob01, the Drunk. Nobody remembers much else.

Shwartz99 writes up a manifesto against the mod clique and declares that their reign of terror is over.

LeChuck wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.

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Day 6
Blurgh asks for advice from DAILYsimpson. DAILYsimpson asks for Blurgh to provide nudes.

HuskyJiminie spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because she's maf - she just wants attention.

Evershade waits until the very last second of autokick to vote.

Bunners's mind is blown.

AxolotlQ, the Fool, claims Virgin. AxolotlQ is naked, and receives only shame.

godnmaste nls.

jacobkrin dies inside a little bit more with every passing second.

Bob01 and LeChuck trade insults.

Shwartz99, too gay to form words, produces high-pitched gay sounds.
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