Day 5

Bob01 discusses breasts with AxolotlQ.

Bunners attempts to rile Evershade and DAILYsimpson against Blurgh. Bunners fails, and her will to live dissipates.

LeChuck attempts to rile jacobkrin and Shwartz99 against godnmaste. LeChuck fails, and his will to live dissipates.

HuskyJiminie spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because she's maf - she just wants attention.

Night 4

Evershade yearns for the touch of eternity.

godnmaste receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because he is in game.

Bunners, the TeenPregnancy, converts HuskyJiminie to her expecting brood.

davidlmao, awesome, tigermom congregate upon AxolotlQ with murderous intent. AxolotlQ is granny. Checkmate, ageists.

Bready wonders why he hasn't quit EM yet. Bready decides that this is it. Today is the day. Bready leaves the game.

DAILYsimpson files a joke report against Blurgh while he waits for daybreak.

LeChuck, the Drunk, visits jacobkrin, the Drunk. Nobody remembers much else.

Shwartz99 throws a party. Nobody speaks. Shwartz99 curses the existence of his role.

Bob01, the Tree Stump, decides it's time to stump up.

anEndtoAthena says

Day 4
LeChuck, too gay to form words, produces high-pitched gay sounds.

I love it!

our star has faded

baabaa is no more

did i die

Day 4

jacobkrin makes a racist comment.

awesome successfully forces nl despite being naked maf.

godnmaste remains vigilant.

Bready states that he likes chickens. HuskyJiminie declares that she also likes chickens. A friendship is born.

Shwartz99 hipfires AxolotlQ, but hits vest.

Evershade is shot, but survives thanks to his trusty vest.

Blurgh leads an rl against anEndtoAthena.

LeChuck, too gay to form words, produces high-pitched gay sounds.

tigermom is shot, but survives thanks to her trusty vest.

davidlmao, the Bomb, softclaims Cop.

DAILYsimpson rambles about the biological destiny of all females to serve under the white man.

Bob01 waits until the very last second of autokick to vote.

Bunners, the Bomb, softclaims Cop.

one of the two person night actions was classified as one person by accident so i substituted (Player2) with YellowPear lol.

i told you i was sleep deprived

congratulations my friend. you're a write-in

Night 3

AxolotlQ writes a really funny will, but forgets to save it.

During the night, two penguins meet. Blurgh and YellowPear's destinies, and genitals, are forever intertwined.

anEndtoAthena receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because she is in game.

DAILYsimpson, the Fool, quietly plans his revenge against society.

Bob01 prays for death.

awesome wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.

LeChuck, the Vigilante, refuses to kill moonlightseal. dyke decides to convince LeChuck to commit suicide, and kills moonlightseal.

tigermom, the TeenPregnancy, converts godnmaste to her expecting brood.

davidlmao and Bready may not share alignments, but they do share the boredom of waiting for a night veg.

jacobkrin checks the clock. Playing Epic Mafia at 5 am. If this isn't a justification for suicide, what is?

HuskyJiminie checks the clock. Playing Epic Mafia at 5 am. If this isn't a justification for suicide, what is?

Bunners writes up a manifesto against the mod clique and declares that their reign of terror is over.

It's a hard night, but night time is when Shwartz99, the Hooker, makes his money.

Evershade wishes that he had a night action so that he could veg.

For baabaa, death is the only escape. Killing herself in Epic Mafia is just a small step towards a long rope.

anEndtoAthena says

awesome dies inside a little bit more with every passing second.

Wow, glad to know this is accurate. It looks like a lot of research went into this.

this is actually really funny

oh crap i forgot forum censors lol

brb gotta edit a few posts to restore the word 'arsehole'

also jingahegami is dead but we don't need to post a picture just for that

Day 3

dyke attempts to rile AxolotlQ and Shwartz99 against Bob01. dyke fails, and her will to live dissipates.

Bunners spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because she's maf - she just wants attention.

HuskyJiminie attempts to joint with baabaa. baabaa politely declines.

davidlmao scribbles erotic fanfiction in jacobkrin's notes.

Blurgh attempts to shoot godnmaste, to no effect. DAILYsimpson declares asso, but godnmaste dismisses it as a clerical error.

tigermom's mind is blown.

anEndtoAthena outs as cop with a guilty on dead. anEndtoAthena considers the possibility that she may be an idiot.

Evershade discovers the power of love.

LeChuck spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because he's maf - he just wants attention.

awesome dies inside a little bit more with every passing second.

Bready claims Tree, then retracts. moonlightseal tells Bready to go back to Main.

Night 2

Bob01 masons confirmed mafia, but puts 'mismason on Blurgh' in his will. In Bob01's defense, Blurgh is an arsehole.

jacobkrin kills jingahegami. What neither of them knew was that this was the one time in EM history that Strongarm is actually useful.

HuskyJiminie, the Silencer, hopes her mafia partners are less useless than she is.

davidlmao wishes night wasn't so goddamn boring.

Evershade, the Drunk, visits awesome, the Drunk. Nobody remembers much else.

tigermom wishes to die, but realizes that she is already dead. This is hell.

DAILYsimpson and LeChuck may not share alignments, but they do share the boredom of waiting for a night veg.

Bready, baabaa, Bunners and dyke, the quality mafia organization, spend all night bickering due to the presence of a Mastermind.

moonlightseal, the Jailer, and godnmaste, the Gator, sit comfortably in eachothers' cells. This is a peaceful time. It is a time without death.

Shwartz99, the Tree Stump, decides it's time to stump up.

AxolotlQ is hit during the night, and becomes a traitor.

anEndtoAthena prays for death.

YellowPear says

Uh....

Hmm.....

Uh....

I love how Bebop got killed off by the mod clique. Mods vs mods I guess.

Day 2

DAILYsimpson receives bread!

Shwartz99 receives bread! Shwartz99 receives bread!

moonlightseal boasts about the trustiness of their fabbed vest.

Evershade patiently waits to cc, but nobody claims.

dyke produces a powerful meme. dyke is reclassified as a class three hazard.

anEndtoAthena scribbles erotic fanfiction in AxolotlQ's notes.

baabaa, the Bomb, softclaims Cop.

davidlmao states that he likes chickens. LeChuck declares that he also likes chickens. A friendship is born.

jacobkrin, the Cop, is hooked. jacobkrin claims Lazy Cop. If only he knew...

jingahegami spams vote to pretend to be silenced. Not because she's maf - she just wants attention.

Blurgh discusses breasts with Bready.

Bunners produces a powerful meme. Bunners is reclassified as a class three hazard.

awesome attempts to rile HuskyJiminie and godnmaste against tigermom. awesome fails, and his will to live dissipates.

blood4bloodgod drives. One gunshot later, Bob01 corrects the record by saying that blood4bloodgod drove.

Night 1

LeChuck, the Tinkerer, prepares to get upset over having been visited.

Evershade masons confirmed mafia, but puts 'mismason on davidlmao' in his will. In Evershade's defense, davidlmao is an arsehole.

DAILYsimpson throws a party. Nobody speaks. DAILYsimpson curses the existence of his role.

HuskyJiminie writes up a manifesto against the mod clique and declares that their reign of terror is over.

Shwartz99 writes a really funny will, but forgets to save it.

AxolotlQ, the Mason, visits nobody out of fear for his own life.

tigermom and jingahegami tell eachother their roles over discord.

It's a hard night, but night time is when dyke, the Hooker, makes her money.

Bob01, the Tree Stump, decides it's time to stump up.

Blurgh receives a really awkward ask but is unable to answer it because she is in game.

blood4bloodgod, the Doctor, successfully saves Bready.

godnmaste wishes to die, but realizes that he is already dead. This is hell.

anEndtoAthena, the Fiddler, fiddles her diddle until she spiddles.

moonlightseal, Bunners, awesome and jacobkrin, the quality mafia organization, spend all night bickering due to the presence of a Mastermind.

Bebop, Ace and Warlock1268 come to baabaa's doorstep bringing gifts. baabaa, the Granny, takes them instead.

Day 1

Bob01 fakes an inno on Bebop. Bebop, the Interrogator, is glad to live for another day.

moonlightseal states that he likes chickens. HuskyJiminie declares that she also likes chickens. A friendship is born.

blood4bloodgod remains vigilant.

Evershade claims Tree, then retracts. davidlmao tells Evershade to go back to Main.

awesome discovers the power of love.

godnmaste produces a powerful meme. godnmaste is reclassified as a class three hazard.

AxolotlQ successfully forces nl despite being naked maf.

Warlock1268 craves death, but is only able to shoot a target other than himself.

Bready remains vigilant.

Bunners compliments the quality of the mafia organization in play.

Ace asks for advice from Shwartz99. Shwartz99 asks for Ace to provide nudes.

Blurgh patiently waits to cc, but nobody claims.

jacobkrin dies inside a little bit more with every passing second.

dyke makes a racist comment.

baabaa considers deeply the finer things in life.

DAILYsimpson, the Fool, claims Virgin. DAILYsimpson is naked, and receives only shame.

tigermom, too gay to form words, produces high-pitched gay sounds.

jingahegami and anEndtoAthena ramble about the biological destiny of all females to serve under the white man.

LeChuck, the Bomb, softclaims Cop.

Another day in Sandbox

Shitposting in sandbox on a perfectly good day of the week, and / or weekend. How pathetic.

Ace, DAILYsimpson, and Bob01 join a new game, only to find that it's a Carmen setup. AxolotlQ tries to convince them to stay, but fails.

blood4bloodgod mocks godnmaste for forgetting to take the s out of his imgur link.

tigermom receives an anonymous ask questioning her sexuality.

dyke reports jacobkrin for transphobia. HuskyJiminie points out that jacobkrin is trans himself, but dyke holds firm.

davidlmao attempts to discuss the ethics of compulsory prostitution, but is downvoted. davidlmao is discouraged.

Shwartz99 hosts a Carmen setup in sandbox. Shwartz99 grins at his own deviousness.

jingahegami makes a post about having downvoted Bebop.

Evershade hosts a setup that doesn't fill. Evershade's self esteem lowers.

Bready, Warlock1268, baabaa, awesome, Bunners, Blurgh, moonlightseal, anEndtoAthena and Lechuck have better things to do than sit on sandbox all day.

just an fyi but i did most of the events while sleep deprived so it's probably going to be crap

it might not be but if it is we've got this handy disclaimer just in case

i'm still sleep deprived but i slept for like an hour

thank you ladies and gentlegentle

okay thank you i'm pretty sure we have 24 players now
i'm gonna finalize this fecal excrement when i'm not sleep deprived

hug

sign me up

me pls