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TRUE Church of Ja'al: Restoration

almost 7 years

It finally became clear thanks to glorious HERO Golbolco that a VESSEL formerly known as Plissken betrayed our Lord and portrayed himself as WOKEN Plissken.

(consult page 4 of the thread for more detail) https://epicmafia.com/topic/88599?page=4&_pjax=%23posts

He even went so far as creating fake support club of our Holy Ja'al! I KNEW it was coming. He would never give up so fast after his defeat in 200th battle!

Notice that Golbolco leads a wing of Church and is trusted by Ja'al Himself!

Notice that Ja'al never actually commented ANY of the so-called "DELETE" threads

Notice that Plissken claims to have been REBORN TWICE which is impossible according to the Scriptures!

I, Gorness, Policy paladin and Congregant of the TRUE Church, accepted by Himself, hereby name HERETICAL and false any and all of the activities of bullying sandbox users by FAKE WOKEN warriors. I humbly hope that HERO Golbolco and any sane WOKEN Warriors will help me restore the TRUE Church, Ja'al bless!

There will be NO miracle of June and no listed users will be DELETED. All of you who feared the list can breath with ease and join (or not) the community for all.

To all of you who ask, who should we trust in these days of dark, i say: only things announced by Ja'al Himself can be trusted. The following threads are now legal in the Church:

The following threads are to be PURIFIED by Himself to restore community's trust:

Note that most of WOKEN warriors and women can confess, deny their false leader and be restored in status of Ja'al's followers. I ask WOKEN zoella to be the first to testify and be Forgiven!

We respect the Opposition threads and kindly ask the leaders of the Rebellion to start looking for diplomatic solution, cause we are the Community for all. All these threads are not considered heretical:

Finally, as Jamal Tiberius Marley said Himself,

> We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others.

VESSEL formerly known as Plissken is the one and only user to be DELETED in June, on the Day of Judgement. The DELETE Thread AND any of his posts and threads are to be DELETED too.

> We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Stand Tall With Jamal Tiberius Marley. Restore the TRUE church!

Forgiveness by Community
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Vote if you forgive us, the true followers, for being blind and not noticing a SNAKE in our part. give us a second chance to build a community for all
almost 7 years
The funniest part about it that the Scripture actually exists
https://pastebin.com/DSXdqhq7
almost 7 years

HectorTheBandit says

I'm going to need you to cite the scripture before I consider your word relevant, sir.


I was quoting "Never BROKEN, forever WOKEN" part. Being forever WOKEN logically means that you AWAKE once and stay in that state forever. TAFKAP was BROKEN.


snakegladiator says

I can assure you, there are no snakes in your little church


None is obliged to actually join the Church from nowadays, but everyone is welcome!


vom53 says

How can everyone be sure that this post is endorsed by JamalMarley?


His Holy Announcement: https://epicmafia.com/topic/88634
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How can everyone be sure that this post is endorsed by JamalMarley?
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I can assure you, there are no snakes in your little church
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cringe
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I'm going to need you to cite the scripture before I consider your word relevant, sir.
almost 7 years
There will be no further thread spamming, except for lobby wall (it was created for spamming)
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This has gone too far
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pssst spamming is not the right first step to make people reconsider