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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 6 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

almost 5 years
bumping because the mods deleted the other thread
about 6 years

Shamzy says


Recidivism says

If you like kpop you're more gay than you are black


there are a lot of hot girls in kpop. something i'm sure isn't present in your life


I'm shaking
deletedover 6 years
stop posting on this. she is just lonely and doesn't trust any of the circlejerkers and cheaters in main lobby to keep up her perfect records. she even refunds her pointfarming so she only gets a few points.

not only is she smart, but she is generous to all the users that are dumb enough to do scumhunting.

EDIT: I CANT GET INTO HER LOBBY AND PLAY WITH HER ;-;
deletedover 6 years
the fight between jeff and shamzy about who's gay and who isn't gay is the gayest thing i've ever seen on this site
deletedover 6 years
Reported for harrassment! Rude! She can do whatevr she wants!
over 6 years
wow I only got to like page 12 but now I understand a lot more about this website
deletedover 6 years
This is one of my favorite threads ever
over 6 years
Bump
over 6 years
Astounding.
deletedover 6 years
Great thread.
over 6 years

Shamzy says

When will you tell us i was right about you being a male


well it was suppose to be a surpise announcement, thanks for ruining it.
deletedover 6 years
if u rearrange the letters in sachy u get shacy O_O
over 6 years

Shamzy says

When will you tell us i was right about you being a male


that's me, i'm the male sachy
deletedover 6 years
jigoku, Machi, ookami, mariko, and enamored are not actual Sammie alts, just wannabes.

everyone else except ethereal1, ethereal2, etc.. is a Sammie alt.
over 6 years
When will you tell us i was right about you being a male
over 6 years
Hi Sachy
over 6 years
Hi
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Bump
deletedover 6 years

Shamzy says


Recidivism says

Bebop did warn him twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


I don't think you understand that nobody cares about this even close to as much as you do. Sorry loser :/


You've moderated 149 children's party game reports
over 6 years

Recidivism says

Bebop did warn him twice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


I don't think you understand that nobody cares about this even close to as much as you do. Sorry loser :/
over 6 years
burial please f*cking off yourself you f*cking r*tard
over 6 years
haha prime elephant get dunked on, i mod abused and deleted your perfectly valid comment!
over 6 years
ben please f*cking slit your own throat you game throwing c*nt
over 6 years
mqvhikyouko is a mod abusing poophead
over 6 years

Arcbell says



And here Sammie seems to have deleted a couple threads I missed. The titles suggest one of them is a thread where Sammie is asking other Sammie alts if a Sammie alt is fit to mod.


Im not going to read more than a page of this thread, but I just want to say

sammie having a thread asking if one of her alts is fit to be mod is hilarious. surely her deepest desire is to be thought of as a capable mod.