Do not miss the largest event of the month, the year, the decade, and of all time: Jamal's 200th LIVE on April 21st! This will be a record-breaking, history-making event with Marley V Plissken headlining with special guest Chaika in which JamalMarley will slay a sad obese user who claims Sandbox will not fit both of us (this is due to his obesity) and JamalMarley will create a diet plan and exercise routine for Chaika!
You'll need the entire week of April 16th-20th to rest and prepare for Jamal's 200th and you'll need to sit back and relax on April 22nd to watch the fallout of Jamal's 200th and the shockwaves that will shake this lobby to its core.
Fatasses, stock up on your sugary snacks and carbonated beverages that will give you diabetes as you will not want to miss a moment of this marvelous event!
Poor people who have to work for a living, book April 21st off of your sad minimum-wage paying job in order to be apart of history!
Jamal's 200th LIVE on April 21st.
It will be the end of the world as you know it.
The rapture is coming.
