jokes thread254

yoyo20090024mon 21d
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In this thread we will share our own jokes that we have made up

here is one to get us started:

Q: what do you call a person that gets rid of espionage agents and also hates a lot of things

A: a despiser


all rankings are in accordance with participants' posts in this thread and are listed chronologically according to when participants made their contributions


funny people:

  1. yoyo200900
  2. Miao (now known as Ellary)
  3. Soluciones
  4. error
  5. DreamGate
  6. NeverJest
  7. xKades
  8. darling

unfunny people:

  1. freshman
  2. JohnBatman
  3. iatepewdiepie
  4. tkeign
  5. fatkid2467
  6. CassidyCascade
  7. TheMofonator
  8. thelastchromosome
  9. Heck
  10. massad
  11. lmao
  12. Kare2
  13. DatGuiser (AKA Orienteering)
  14. Falconpunch
  15. Lirim

unoriginal people (worse than unfunny):

  1. Kadonker
  2. Arcbell
  3. firesheep
  4. Bebop
  5. Ganja
  6. Despare
  7. moused
  8. Intrat
  9. Fyre
  10. evolpz
  11. mindful
  12. KinkajusRevenge
  13. PonyLove
  14. gom
  15. bulla
  16. xxerox
  17. peach
  18. Doug1984
  19. ToweIie
  20. Herredy
  21. Paradox42
  22. codeslicer
  23. Grannie
  24. k9trip
  25. MyMainAlt
  26. UltraAug
  27. dust
  28. Reporterino
  29. Boo
  30. Iamqtiepie
  31. xtal
  32. powerofdeath
  33. Rydia

butthurt losers:

  1. elephantasm (as per usual)
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groundhogdayDec 3, 2017
i usually don't say a thread is bad because everyone already knows epic mafia threads are bad but u keep pretending ur funny and no one gets it
yoyo200900Dec 20, 2017
iatepewdiepie's jokes were pretty good compared with most of the other submissions
xKadesMay 17, 2018
+1
We should have walkouts to protest fatshaming across America. It's unfair and unjust, and frankly just mean.


And fat people need more walking anyways.
yoyo200900Jul 1, 2018
xKades
We should have walkouts to protest fatshaming across America. It's unfair and unjust, and frankly just mean.


And fat people need more walking anyways.
Nice try enough, you made it
hotwhipzxJul 2, 2018
Moderators abusing their fking power like crazy IM NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL SOMEBODY WHO CAN FORM AN INTELLIGENT SENTENCE STARTS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THESE GAMES

https://epicmafia.com/topic/90146
elephantasmJul 6, 2018
wow after all this time i still have a category all to myself. i'm flattered.
darlingJul 11, 2018
-1
i hate vegan and vegetarian food.

they get their ingredients from the grossery store
yoyo200900Jul 11, 2018
darling
i hate vegan and vegetarian food.

they get their ingredients from the grossery store
excellent
RydiaJul 11, 2018
-1
why did the chicken cross the road?
i'm gay

put me at the top of the funny list
LirimJul 11, 2018
roses are red
epicmafia is dead

you
yoyo200900Dec 17, 2018
Rydia
why did the chicken cross the road?
i'm gay

put me at the top of the funny list
Not funny or original
muck epicfafia
toriiiii20d 40s
Why did the white person cross the road?
To get to the other side
[test](https://epicmafia.com/topic/83376)