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My Cat Got Raped [HELP!]

about 7 years

This is a serious post so please be serousing when you comment.

So today i was sitting on my porsh, and My Cat was just being playful and running around my garden, When this blonde cat just showed up and started looking at my cat. I'm not revealing names, so lets call the blonde cat Cody for now, and lets call my cat Edark.

So My Darling Edark spotted Cody, I could tell she was still deciding if he was #WorthIt. Of Course, Cody was looking for one thing, and that was her vjj. I saw Cody as he approached Edark with a face I'm never going to forget. Edark put on her stupid naive face and lifted her tail in glee, thinking that she had finally found love; but that's when Cody jumped up on 2 feet and penetrated Edark's Woodle Doodle. Edark Kept screaming and I tried to help it but Dirty little Cody hissed at me as he continued to suck the living joy out of my beautiful Edark.

Anyways, what do I do?? Do I take my Cat to the vet? Can cats get abortions?

about 5 years

TownOfSalemRox says

Just stab your cat in stomack and it will bleed ???


wtf is wrong with u
over 5 years
Abort the cat baby. Cats are mean to rabbits like me.
over 5 years
Just stab your cat in stomack and it will bleed ???
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you taser it
over 5 years
god this is weird
over 5 years

Karmatica says

2018 update: my darling cat Edark has sadly passed away this week. lookinged back at these old posts make me cry.

:( i miss u my baby


:(
over 5 years
#CatsToo
over 5 years
what a ride
over 5 years
this post is hilarious partly because I love cats
over 5 years
I just spent a cool half a ticket in my jewelry, clear white diamonds make their eyesight blurrrry
over 5 years
2018 update: my darling cat Edark has sadly passed away this week. lookinged back at these old posts make me cry.

:( i miss u my baby
about 7 years

Karmatica says


Lukageo says

ok fine sorry


better?


WTF I WAS NOT ON THAT SKYPE CALL!!


it's a meme video :fp:
about 7 years

Lukageo says

ok fine sorry


better?


WTF I WAS NOT ON THAT SKYPE CALL!!
about 7 years

iatepewdiepie says

BICH I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING AT IT X'D


kek
about 7 years

Karmatica says


Lukageo says

Is this how you do it?




this meme isn't even funny


BICH I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING AT IT X'D
about 7 years
ok fine sorry


better?
about 7 years

Lukageo says

Is this how you do it?




this meme isn't even funny
about 7 years
Is this how you do it?
about 7 years

Whitepimp007 says

Wat


can u please ban the users making memes out of me
about 7 years
Wat
about 7 years

Karmatica says


LazyYami says


MidNightAwaken says

i cant believe your pussi got


I think MidNight cracked the code, this is just another one of Karma's fake victim stories. Edark((Her) cat) was r@ped by Cody(some random user of this site) and now she wants to be modded because she wants to prevent others from being r@ped like her on this site.


making fun of thats really rude

about 7 years

LazyYami says


MidNightAwaken says

i cant believe your pussi got


I think MidNight cracked the code, this is just another one of Karma's fake victim stories. Edark((Her) cat) was r@ped by Cody(some random user of this site) and now she wants to be modded because she wants to prevent others from being r@ped like her on this site.


making fun of thats really rude
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MidNightAwaken says

i cant believe your pussi got


I think MidNight cracked the code, this is just another one of Karma's fake victim stories. Edark((Her) cat) was r@ped by Cody(some random user of this site) and now she wants to be modded because she wants to prevent others from being r@ped like her on this site.
about 7 years
it was the way she was dressed
deletedabout 7 years

YHWH says


elephantasm says


but spoiler alert
souls, free will, and evil have almost nothing to do with it and are abstract terms. Like, if there's some

snip


(the joke is that my username is linked to doxastic systems which claim to objectively have knowledge of these things :doge: )


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