Real Roasts [from Juicy and Sachy]

jukealmost 10 years ago

Post for actual roasts, not just some comments a sandbox mod found on reddit.

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Dagalmost 10 years ago
Imagine if you were so irrelevant on em that you started pretending to be a 19 yo Greek girl for attention seeking.
deletedalmost 10 years ago
these are great.
jukealmost 10 years ago
Poaoaks
i need some good roasting
I'd say you take stalking to the same level as John Hinckley Jr. but I feel like that would be too much of a compliment for you. You're more obsessed with weebs than xxerox is with becoming a mod. The difference is you will never find success. Sure, you can stalk a girl and look through her bedroom window like a fücking freak but ultimately you will end up alone with hopeless dreams. Bernie Sanders has a better chance of becoming President than you do of ever finding a guy that likes you. You may as well lock yourself away in a distant lighthouse with a telescope because that's the closest anyone is willing to get to you.
Sincerelyalmost 10 years ago
lol.
jukealmost 10 years ago
Herredy
wew roast me :O
A furry? Kill yourself, please. You're literally an insult to human intelligence. You try and pose as an inferior species because it's the only way you'll ever be superior at anything. Most of us are blessed with the ability to use our brains and function correctly, but clearly you're within the same pool that wasn't mean to exist. Imagine how much your parents regret giving both to you.
jukealmost 10 years ago
Sincerely
I didn't post in this thread because I don't know you
I'm xJuicy, you should know that. Regardless, to call you a "sh¡tposter" would be the greatest compliment you've ever received. I can only assume you do this out of your desperation for recognition. You think sh¡tposting at such a pathetic level will get you noticed and people will take an interest in why you're doing it but really, but honestly nobody gives a fück that you need professional help. You're like the homeless person in the street nobody cares about enough about to help. It's not worth their time. You'd have been better off in the Fritzl family.
jukealmost 10 years ago
yoyo200900
juke
yoyo200900
posting
Here's a hint: I'm not accepting your friend request and no, I won't "+k for +k".
??????????? are you really resorting to lying because you have nothing else to say???
Apparently your ability to join different sentences and their connotations within a particular statement are lacking.

I'll get to roasting soon, pinky promise.
Stiffyalmost 10 years ago
Roast me bb
yoyo200900almost 10 years ago
juke
yoyo200900
posting
Here's a hint: I'm not accepting your friend request and no, I won't "+k for +k".
??????????? are you really resorting to lying because you have nothing else to say???
Hopemaedaalmost 10 years ago
please roast me and show me true despair
deletedalmost 10 years ago
i need some good roasting
deletedalmost 10 years ago
wew roast me :O
jukealmost 10 years ago
Uh, you do know me lmao. I'll roast later, I'm tired.
Sincerelyalmost 10 years agoedited
well, that and I thought the thread was kinda boring.
Sincerelyalmost 10 years ago
I didn't post in this thread because I don't know you
jukealmost 10 years ago
Nadine
hi donkey
You change lobbies more often that Lisa Ann changes her underwear. It's clear you're desperate for just one place you feel like you can belong but still the search continues. My personal advice would be to give up while you still can because the chances of anyone accepting a wretch like you are beyond comprehension. You cry at the mention of anything more sexual than a kneecap and as a result get good people removed from the website. It's like someone falling over in the playground but everyone laughs at you instead just because you exist.
deletedalmost 10 years ago
hi donkey
jukealmost 10 years ago
Yeah maybe I just overrated your skills or maybe you deliberately play badly to try and not look like Ian. Then again, I've seen you play some good games. Who knows. I don't really care.
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
weren't you the guy who said I can't be Ian because I hammered you?
jukealmost 10 years ago
thecolonel
you could do one for me
i already did Ian.
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
you could do one for me
jukealmost 10 years ago
Stop being scared I want more.
deletedalmost 10 years ago
thecolonel
sweetnkind
juke
You could get adopted by another family and your parents wouldn't even notice.
you made mori delete the thread
@mori im sorry i was only teasing u
deletedalmost 10 years ago
juke
only not hot
this is the last straw
thecolonelalmost 10 years ago
sweetnkind
juke
You could get adopted by another family and your parents wouldn't even notice.
you made mori delete the thread