how to be a pretend girl

vildenover 10 years ago

since lycii was just adminned for being a girl, i thought it was time to write steps on how to disguise as a girl on the internet:

1) pick a girl who is attractive but not too attractive. this is where juneau and prevail went wrong. they're both obviously fake cuz the girl they claim to be is too hot (and not someone who would spend all their time playing mafia online, cheating for trophies, or in juneau's case, trolling on mafia)

2) if you're straight like me, let the guy know right away that you're only interested in tokens or other merchandise, like computer monitors. otherwise itll get too weird

3) when he asks to skype voice call, don't say your mic is broken. that's stupid. who doesn't have a mic? say that you're already on a call and that you'll call later or something like that. just try and stall it out

4) last step and only step you really have to follow: set your profile to female and just tell ppl ur a girl and they'll believe u. the fantasy of talking to a girl is too good that guys will just ignore their gut telling them that they're talking to a guy

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citeopmIover 10 years ago
Sonrio +4
am i the only one convinced ling is legitimately gay for calvin
I'm confused. Do the upvotes mean sonrio IS the only one convinced of this, or...?

bcz i ship it.
TeamRocketGruntover 10 years ago
haha jokes on you im gay
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
nice i need to try this out !! thx for the help <3
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Noted for research purposes
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
#tbt
deleteddeletedover 10 years agoedited
This came in really handy back when I first made this acc. THanks vilden for helping me create the sweetnkind persona. sorry to whoevers pictures i used
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ScummyCopover 10 years ago
Teaching people how to smurf is definitely bad , especially when its about money.
Becomeclearover 10 years ago
Im the girl on my profile
vildenover 10 years ago
poser
acintris isn't a guy, still a catfish tho. if only i could reveal more info without getting a violation. alas
Simsover 10 years ago
calling someone a marine mammal is such a raw diss
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poserover 10 years ago
acintris isn't a guy, still a catfish tho. if only i could reveal more info without getting a violation. alas
Gigaover 10 years ago
poser
couldn't you have used actual catfishes as examples rather than two non-catfishes, i mean actintris is a great example. she was a super cute girl in her fake pic, but irl she was a marine mammal and preying on 15 year old guys
acintris liked me and talked to me on skype when i was 16 lolz, legit didn't know he was a catfish at all until now but it's actually kinda funny

oh how the internet desensitizes us all
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Nanita was a total babe
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Manita did a good job. Catfishes should look to him
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
hedger
sachy is an em catfish
Def
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
MeetTerry
How fat and ugly do you have to be in real life to do this type of fuskboi activity?
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MeetTerryover 10 years ago
How fat and ugly do you have to be in real life to do this type of fuskboi activity?
hedgerover 10 years ago
sachy is an em catfish
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
poser
couldn't you have used actual catfishes as examples rather than two non-catfishes, i mean actintris is a great example. she was a super cute girl in her fake pic, but irl she was a marine mammal and preying on 15 year old guys
I have some better suggestions
hedgerover 10 years ago
vilden's threads are my fav
poserover 10 years ago
oh, i forgot shes still on this site kind of. oh well
poserover 10 years ago
couldn't you have used actual catfishes as examples rather than two non-catfishes, i mean actintris is a great example. she was a super cute girl in her fake pic, but irl she was a marine mammal and preying on 15 year old guys
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vildenover 10 years agoedited
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what happens when u cant stall any longer
you keep stalling. by the time that happens you'd have gotten all the tokens u need out of the guy

also you dont need to change the way you type. every now and then just say something only a girl would say, like when ur grossed out, say, "ewwwww"
lingover 10 years ago
Retti
https://epicmafia.com/topic/74288

here's the real guide for everyone
stop attention seeking jesus
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
https://epicmafia.com/topic/74288

here's the real guide for everyone