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how to be a pretend girl

almost 9 years

since lycii was just adminned for being a girl, i thought it was time to write steps on how to disguise as a girl on the internet:

1) pick a girl who is attractive but not too attractive. this is where juneau and prevail went wrong. they're both obviously fake cuz the girl they claim to be is too hot (and not someone who would spend all their time playing mafia online, cheating for trophies, or in juneau's case, trolling on mafia)

2) if you're straight like me, let the guy know right away that you're only interested in tokens or other merchandise, like computer monitors. otherwise itll get too weird

3) when he asks to skype voice call, don't say your mic is broken. that's stupid. who doesn't have a mic? say that you're already on a call and that you'll call later or something like that. just try and stall it out

4) last step and only step you really have to follow: set your profile to female and just tell ppl ur a girl and they'll believe u. the fantasy of talking to a girl is too good that guys will just ignore their gut telling them that they're talking to a guy

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13/f/California

Looking for epicmafia men to exploit for tokens, HMU.
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bookmarked this for future reference
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Vilden is actually a girl and set himself up to be a "found out" as a guy because he was scared of Charley and her bullying when she was hot girl:(
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juneau says

hey what if you're gay? can u give me some tips to get more than just tokens and merchandise out of this if u know what i mean??



Calvin says

hi

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Devante says

were steps 2 and 3 things u used on TheOnlyJazz @OP?


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Anthony says


vilden says

i only used step 4


step 3


step 1 too
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hey what if you're gay? can u give me some tips on getting more than just tokens and merchandise out of this if u know what i mean??
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other way around
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please stop playing off something you aren't please
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vilden says

i only used step 4


step 3
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am i the only one convinced ling is legitimately gay for calvin
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i only used step 4
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shut your wh0re mouth
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lets turn this thread into psychoanalyzing ling's posts
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were steps 2 and 3 things u used on TheOnlyJazz @OP?
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Devante says


Sonrio says

i dont do any of these steps and people still think im a girl


there's a difference between convincing yourself and convincing others

right now this message is appropriate for u




IM CONFUSED
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the way connor posts reminds me of mist, the condescending way he ends sentences with "......" like what he's saying is the obvious truth
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ling says

i mean at least he confessed instead of leading peeps on right


Didn't he get exposed
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i mean at least he confessed instead of leading peeps on right
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if you were a forum vet you'd have an opinion of me
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am i a forum vet hibiki
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vilden says

>wannabe forum vet

lmfao


i'll take that as a yes

keep memeing memer
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Sonrio says

i dont do any of these steps and people still think im a girl


there's a difference between convincing yourself and convincing others

right now this message is appropriate for u

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Hibiki says

is it just me or did vilden turn into a wannabe forum vet when he got outed as male


Omg Connor
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......