how to be a pretend girl

vildenover 10 years ago

since lycii was just adminned for being a girl, i thought it was time to write steps on how to disguise as a girl on the internet:

1) pick a girl who is attractive but not too attractive. this is where juneau and prevail went wrong. they're both obviously fake cuz the girl they claim to be is too hot (and not someone who would spend all their time playing mafia online, cheating for trophies, or in juneau's case, trolling on mafia)

2) if you're straight like me, let the guy know right away that you're only interested in tokens or other merchandise, like computer monitors. otherwise itll get too weird

3) when he asks to skype voice call, don't say your mic is broken. that's stupid. who doesn't have a mic? say that you're already on a call and that you'll call later or something like that. just try and stall it out

4) last step and only step you really have to follow: set your profile to female and just tell ppl ur a girl and they'll believe u. the fantasy of talking to a girl is too good that guys will just ignore their gut telling them that they're talking to a guy

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Chaikaover 10 years ago
13/f/California

Looking for epicmafia men to exploit for tokens, HMU.
peachover 10 years ago
bookmarked this for future reference
krystalover 10 years ago
Vilden is actually a girl and set himself up to be a "found out" as a guy because he was scared of Charley and her bullying when she was hot girl:(
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lingover 10 years ago
juneau
hey what if you're gay? can u give me some tips to get more than just tokens and merchandise out of this if u know what i mean??
Calvin
hi
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Togepiover 10 years ago
Devante
were steps 2 and 3 things u used on TheOnlyJazz @OP?
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lingover 10 years ago
Anthony
vilden
i only used step 4
step 3
step 1 too
juneauover 10 years agoedited
hey what if you're gay? can u give me some tips on getting more than just tokens and merchandise out of this if u know what i mean??
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lingover 10 years ago
other way around
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
please stop playing off something you aren't please
Anthonyover 10 years ago
vilden
i only used step 4
step 3
Sonrioover 10 years ago
am i the only one convinced ling is legitimately gay for calvin
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vildenover 10 years ago
i only used step 4
lingover 10 years ago
shut your wh0re mouth
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
lets turn this thread into psychoanalyzing ling's posts
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Devanteover 10 years ago
were steps 2 and 3 things u used on TheOnlyJazz @OP?
Sonrioover 10 years ago
Devante
Sonrio
i dont do any of these steps and people still think im a girl
there's a difference between convincing yourself and convincing others

right now this message is appropriate for u

IM CONFUSED
vildenover 10 years ago
the way connor posts reminds me of mist, the condescending way he ends sentences with "......" like what he's saying is the obvious truth
Togepiover 10 years ago
ling
i mean at least he confessed instead of leading peeps on right
Didn't he get exposed
lingover 10 years ago
i mean at least he confessed instead of leading peeps on right
Hibikiover 10 years ago
if you were a forum vet you'd have an opinion of me
lingover 10 years ago
am i a forum vet hibiki
Hibikiover 10 years ago
vilden
>wannabe forum vet

lmfao
i'll take that as a yes

keep memeing memer
Devanteover 10 years ago
Sonrio
i dont do any of these steps and people still think im a girl
there's a difference between convincing yourself and convincing others

right now this message is appropriate for u

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Togepiover 10 years ago
Hibiki
is it just me or did vilden turn into a wannabe forum vet when he got outed as male
Omg Connor
lingover 10 years ago
......