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how to be a pretend girl

over 9 years

since lycii was just adminned for being a girl, i thought it was time to write steps on how to disguise as a girl on the internet:

1) pick a girl who is attractive but not too attractive. this is where juneau and prevail went wrong. they're both obviously fake cuz the girl they claim to be is too hot (and not someone who would spend all their time playing mafia online, cheating for trophies, or in juneau's case, trolling on mafia)

2) if you're straight like me, let the guy know right away that you're only interested in tokens or other merchandise, like computer monitors. otherwise itll get too weird

3) when he asks to skype voice call, don't say your mic is broken. that's stupid. who doesn't have a mic? say that you're already on a call and that you'll call later or something like that. just try and stall it out

4) last step and only step you really have to follow: set your profile to female and just tell ppl ur a girl and they'll believe u. the fantasy of talking to a girl is too good that guys will just ignore their gut telling them that they're talking to a guy

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Nanita will and always be the best to do it
over 9 years
>wannabe forum vet

lmfao
over 9 years
is it just me or did vilden turn into a wannabe forum vet when he got outed as male
over 9 years
i dont do any of these steps and people still think im a girl
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wtf is this
over 9 years
... and i'm very certain that harodhig isn't betrayal
over 9 years
RETTI BETTI
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Can someone tell me how to pretend to be a guy?
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I don't think this is related to Epicmafia
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I'm a g irl
over 9 years
i like this thread, very informative. will try this out in the near future
over 9 years
...this is disturbing.
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what happens when u cant stall any longer
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thanks!
over 9 years
i'm pretty sure juneau's real....