how to be a pretend girl

vildenover 10 years ago

since lycii was just adminned for being a girl, i thought it was time to write steps on how to disguise as a girl on the internet:

1) pick a girl who is attractive but not too attractive. this is where juneau and prevail went wrong. they're both obviously fake cuz the girl they claim to be is too hot (and not someone who would spend all their time playing mafia online, cheating for trophies, or in juneau's case, trolling on mafia)

2) if you're straight like me, let the guy know right away that you're only interested in tokens or other merchandise, like computer monitors. otherwise itll get too weird

3) when he asks to skype voice call, don't say your mic is broken. that's stupid. who doesn't have a mic? say that you're already on a call and that you'll call later or something like that. just try and stall it out

4) last step and only step you really have to follow: set your profile to female and just tell ppl ur a girl and they'll believe u. the fantasy of talking to a girl is too good that guys will just ignore their gut telling them that they're talking to a guy

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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Nanita will and always be the best to do it
vildenover 10 years ago
>wannabe forum vet

lmfao
Hibikiover 10 years ago
is it just me or did vilden turn into a wannabe forum vet when he got outed as male
Sonrioover 10 years ago
i dont do any of these steps and people still think im a girl
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deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
wtf is this
Hibikiover 10 years ago
... and i'm very certain that harodhig isn't betrayal
Togepiover 10 years ago
RETTI BETTI
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
Can someone tell me how to pretend to be a guy?
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
I don't think this is related to Epicmafia
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
I'm a g irl
Devanteover 10 years ago
i like this thread, very informative. will try this out in the near future
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Togepiover 10 years ago
...this is disturbing.
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
what happens when u cant stall any longer
deleteddeletedover 10 years ago
thanks!
Hibikiover 10 years ago
i'm pretty sure juneau's real....