as you destroy logan paul, jake paul gets stronger proportionally
I want to have my peeing range tripled
but they're huge logan paul fans now
the power to destroy logan paul
but you lose the ability to think as a result
the power to resurrect anyone from the dead
it always comes off burning hot
i have the superpower of having no things that affect me
you have to kill a grandma every tiume you losing a tooth.
i want the power to have my favorite beverage just come out of my thumb. delicious beverage
you lose your sight as your eyeballs are also on fire causing you to white out whenever you use your power.
Grow an endless supply of teeth (humans only have 2 sets)
but everyone else can read your mind only
the power to light yourself on fire without burning yourself
lucid deletes the site
The power to read minds
But it's deadly, literally
The power to fix epicmafia.com
your lips are vey greasy all the time
make all my farts silent
but besides taking care of basic human needs, you'll only be able to do that one thing for the rest of your life.
immunity to chapped lips from cold weather
Whatever genie thing is granting this interprets your power as a condition, and as such negates it
the power to do something with my life
You have to be touching them
The power to negate conditions
It drains your energy and desire to use your phone
The power to blow things up
only applies to book series you've read fully 10 times
the power to charge my cellphone anytime
you can only create the word 'anything', and it's make outta bread
the power to make all fiction real
including yourself
the ability to create anything from nearby sources of light
you can only speak one word in every language, including your native one
the power to get people within 5km drunk
the paradoxical nature of having free will and forcing people to be happy creates a black hole every time you try to use it.
the power to speak any language
but you cannot control the levitation
the ability to have a good life where everyone has free will and everyone lives happily without an overbearing burden of pain
Any thing wet is frictionless to you.
The power of levitation.
Only work when I want to be moved.
power to be unaffected by rain (dry hair, dry clothes etc)
Others believe that you're stealing their happiness.
The power to move you.
u will always look like u skipped legday
the power to be happy all the time
your power works by suffocating the baby
the ability to be swole without working out
