That makes me like his EM father right?

You're like my EM mother.

She likes me more than you Matt.

Why is this stupid pony spamming your page? Do us a favor and delete him oh mighty one(:

Can I offer you a nice cup of tea?

LOL HI.

Shit, you haven't been on EM in like 2 days... COME BACK TO ME DARLING.

Hey, I'm not paying you to lounge around, do reports, nguoi ngu

could i report someone for refusing to call me the correct gender? CUZ I AM GETTING PISSED. http://www.epicmafia.com/user/49851

Thanks Beautiful.

*plusses to make it even again*

Oh shit, your karma went up one, I was so enjoying it at 72....

*removes plus*

drooool.

Anyway, what's the ETA on that Crypto ban I requested?

No problem, any time.

You're the best, never forget that.

Like, I feel bad because I've set you up for all this disappointment. No one after me will ever have my depth or complexity. I'm so sorry.

From here on out it's all downhill

I hope you realize that I am the greatest person you will ever know.

You don't know what you don't know.