When I was your age, I sucked at this game as badly as you. Now that I'm old, respect your elders and let me win.

GUISE TESTING: I DON'T RETURN GUISE CODES! Ask me about my guise testing website, or anything about GridIron Software.

Let me also just say that the silent negs are NOT helpful. If you're going to neg me, have the enlarged prostates to say why you're doing it.

I also wanted to point out that I hate it when other people call you a terrible player when they're clearly wrong. Take TimTebow, for instance. In this game (http://www.epicmafia.com/game/87047) he said I was an awful player, but also said I was clearly town. I was mafia. He also was convinced he had both mafia nailed. One was the cop, which he (as a blue) got lynched during the day by his claiming cop and not retracting. The other was just a poor blue who had done nothing scummy. That's right, Tim. I'M the awful player. Nice work.