slorp

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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Questions

over 6 years
Hey slorp
hi chickadee omg i hope ur doing well
deletedover 6 years
how are u, queen
im good thanku, what an absolute legend,,,
over 6 years
cabblorp
wow our ship name is SO cute i love it and i love u cabster
over 6 years
slorp
ur a skinny legend wow love u
over 6 years
slorp
i love u ur super cool

Achievements

18 / 20Super Sleuth!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 20He's Batman
7 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 15New Sheriff in Town
almost 6 years
recommend me more music PLEAS
almost 6 years
Slorp did NOTHING WHY IS SHE GETTING SO MUCH PRAISE I don't care if she didn't talk to me Whatever, I didn't talk to most people. The fact that she's actually going to win 5-4 over Cheryl is so infuriating.
almost 6 years
i just want it to be u and now forgever i know u wanna leave so baby be with me so happily, so happily. 1, 2, 3, 4. oh oh oh oh oH oh oh oh oh we're on fire now, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh we're on fire (we're on fiiiiIiiIIiRE) oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh WE'RE ON FIRE NOOOOOOOOOOW
almost 6 years
almost 6 years
r u actually murrayd
almost 6 years
GURRRRL U THICCER THAN A BOWL O F OATMEAL
almost 6 years
mo ghaol bith-buan 4 u <3
almost 6 years
Give you this, give you that, blow a kiss, take it back. If I looked inside your brain I would find lots of things. Clothes, grandmas, skincare. Stuff that's driving me insane. You could be preoccupied, different date every night. You just got to say the word that you're not into them at all, you just want their grandmas. I should know because I've heard when girls say.........
almost 6 years
KUDO QUEEN
almost 6 years
i wanna apologize firsthand. you misunderstood me, never my intention to diss you for your grandma fetish, things got out of hand, and i for 1 does not like backing down. i’m sorry! i’m not asking for frogiveness or anything of that sort even though i lowkey am. just closure ????
almost 6 years
grannies beware this user wlil snatch u up
almost 6 years
so peng so iconic such a good wife i luv u
almost 6 years
la di da di da
slorp on me knorp
almost 6 years
MY FAV. I STAN!!!!!
almost 6 years
i love u queen stay perfect
about 6 years
U R LIT. er. al. ly. A QUEEN. a living legend for sure!!!!!!!!!!
about 6 years
luv u queen u are and will always be one of my best pals
about 6 years
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired