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mitra
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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Friends (394)

magicaltragical
embrix
Klobberuerst
loserrface
EdgeofExtinction
Mimibella
guccigavv
shaii
whatislif
afxtwin
 

Questions

cabby
almost 5 years
<3 <3 <3
best cab in the whole wide world
mitra
about 5 years
DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??
everytime that im not around u :^(
mysteriouscrystals
about 5 years
You are a goddess my love ❤
i love u so much u absolute angel
Phlorax
about 5 years
what is the difference between fucking die and mcfucking die... does ronald mcdonald just pop out and stab you
u mcfreakin got it pal!!!!
magyk28
about 5 years
why are you so cute and lil
i luv u cute lil piggy ur so good n fresh

Achievements

18 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
8 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
7 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
xela
over 5 years
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C77LNR8/
mitra
over 5 years
recommend me more music PLEAS
mitra
over 5 years
Slorp did NOTHING WHY IS SHE GETTING SO MUCH PRAISE I don't care if she didn't talk to me Whatever, I didn't talk to most people. The fact that she's actually going to win 5-4 over Cheryl is so infuriating.
mitra
over 5 years
i just want it to be u and now forgever i know u wanna leave so baby be with me so happily, so happily. 1, 2, 3, 4. oh oh oh oh oH oh oh oh oh we're on fire now, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh we're on fire (we're on fiiiiIiiIIiRE) oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh WE'RE ON FIRE NOOOOOOOOOOW
meowmeulin
over 5 years
DreamsX
over 5 years
r u actually murrayd
mitra
over 5 years
GURRRRL U THICCER THAN A BOWL O F OATMEAL
mitra
over 5 years
mo ghaol bith-buan 4 u <3
mitra
over 5 years
Give you this, give you that, blow a kiss, take it back. If I looked inside your brain I would find lots of things. Clothes, grandmas, skincare. Stuff that's driving me insane. You could be preoccupied, different date every night. You just got to say the word that you're not into them at all, you just want their grandmas. I should know because I've heard when girls say.........
mitra
over 5 years
KUDO QUEEN
mitra
over 5 years
i wanna apologize firsthand. you misunderstood me, never my intention to diss you for your grandma fetish, things got out of hand, and i for 1 does not like backing down. i’m sorry! i’m not asking for frogiveness or anything of that sort even though i lowkey am. just closure ????
mitra
over 5 years
grannies beware this user wlil snatch u up
mitra
over 5 years
so peng so iconic such a good wife i luv u
meowmeulin
over 5 years
la di da di da
slorp on me knorp
cocokitty33
over 5 years
MY FAV. I STAN!!!!!
mac
over 5 years
i love u queen stay perfect
artim
over 5 years
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf
cocokitty33
over 5 years
U R LIT. er. al. ly. A QUEEN. a living legend for sure!!!!!!!!!!
mitra
over 5 years
luv u queen u are and will always be one of my best pals
HolmieG
over 5 years
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You on every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired