slorp

lads on tour
married to 
mitra
part of 
lad gang
 family
 
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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Friends (394)

magicaltragical
embrix
Klobberuerst
loserrface
EdgeofExtinction
Mimibella
guccigavv
shaii
whatislif
afxtwin
 

Questions

cabby
almost 5 years
<3 <3 <3
best cab in the whole wide world
mitra
about 5 years
DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??
everytime that im not around u :^(
mysteriouscrystals
about 5 years
You are a goddess my love ❤
i love u so much u absolute angel
Phlorax
about 5 years
what is the difference between fucking die and mcfucking die... does ronald mcdonald just pop out and stab you
u mcfreakin got it pal!!!!
magyk28
about 5 years
why are you so cute and lil
i luv u cute lil piggy ur so good n fresh

Achievements

18 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
8 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
7 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
mac
almost 5 years
wow u have such a way with words i am seduced but only by brain my sapiosexual radar is going OFF for u baybe hold me in ur thin arms and ur strong brain musckles
Raccoon
about 5 years
Thank you, I will never again disrespect a lobster <3
Raccoon
about 5 years
May your future is blessed with prosperous lobsters
Succinct
about 5 years
i kno i said it in-game yday but i hope u had a wonderful bday ur so powerful
mitra
about 5 years
happy birthday! i love you more than you will ever know. have a great day today and always. you are an amazing person and i'm glad to call you my wife <3
GodStephCurry
about 5 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BennyWinter
about 5 years
doggo is already taken by urs truly find ur own doggo!
amour
about 5 years
roses are red,
violets are blue,
slorp is cool,
and i am new
emsychum
about 5 years
+k for the loml
doggo
about 5 years
im getting a strong sense of bde from u
HolmieG
about 5 years
im getting a strong sense of homophobia and misogyny from u
mitra
about 5 years
doggo
about 5 years
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It's COOL to be a nice person!
Post this on the wall of a great friend and tell them how COOL they are
mitra
about 5 years
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qILXIBKuoP
mitra
about 5 years
hey just curious what are ur 5 favorite animals
artim
about 5 years
artim baby

yeah aight, i'm every incel's fantasy (artim, baby)

slorp always told me was gon' break hearts

i guess it's her fault, (beep), don't be mad at me
mac
about 5 years
I LOVE U

HELL YEAH
mitra
about 5 years
This user right here is my ride or die; my wife for life - if any of you epicmafians even DARE to cross her I will be at your doorstep ready to shank you. That is all, goodbye epicmafia!
DreamsX
about 5 years
le' mon (suier)

mitwah

zimbabwaaaayayyyyy

love
-dreams
mac
about 5 years
I KEEP COMING BACK TO UR MESSAGE AND STARING IN SHOCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. TAKE CARE OF UR THROAT PLS