slorp

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mitra
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lad gang
 family
 
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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Friends (394)

magicaltragical
embrix
Klobberuerst
loserrface
EdgeofExtinction
Mimibella
guccigavv
shaii
whatislif
afxtwin
 

Questions

Mani94
over 6 years
where's my video
u only get a video when u admit to being my everyday valentine :/
alula
over 6 years
♡♡♡♡♡♡
yes i agree
ygudu
over 6 years
When was the las time that you have sopported le thot.
um never because lo non sopporto le thot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1
Emolu
almost 7 years
she's beauty, she's grace
pretty cat
SHERK
almost 7 years
how do i kill red cyber dogs and steal their cyberwives?? just curious & asking 4 a friend
how do i summon my ancestors and use their powers to murder the dumb bitch asking this question and will never get my beautiful goddess wife ever??? just curious & asking 4 a friend

Achievements

18 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
8 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
7 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
mac
over 5 years
wow u have such a way with words i am seduced but only by brain my sapiosexual radar is going OFF for u baybe hold me in ur thin arms and ur strong brain musckles
Raccoon
over 5 years
Thank you, I will never again disrespect a lobster <3
Raccoon
over 5 years
May your future is blessed with prosperous lobsters
Succinct
over 5 years
i kno i said it in-game yday but i hope u had a wonderful bday ur so powerful
mitra
over 5 years
happy birthday! i love you more than you will ever know. have a great day today and always. you are an amazing person and i'm glad to call you my wife <3
GodStephCurry
over 5 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BennyWinter
over 5 years
doggo is already taken by urs truly find ur own doggo!
amour
over 5 years
roses are red,
violets are blue,
slorp is cool,
and i am new
emsychum
over 5 years
+k for the loml
doggo
over 5 years
im getting a strong sense of bde from u
HolmieG
over 5 years
im getting a strong sense of homophobia and misogyny from u
mitra
over 5 years
doggo
over 5 years
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It's COOL to be a nice person!
Post this on the wall of a great friend and tell them how COOL they are
mitra
over 5 years
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qILXIBKuoP
mitra
over 5 years
hey just curious what are ur 5 favorite animals
artim
over 5 years
artim baby

yeah aight, i'm every incel's fantasy (artim, baby)

slorp always told me was gon' break hearts

i guess it's her fault, (beep), don't be mad at me
mac
over 5 years
I LOVE U

HELL YEAH
mitra
over 5 years
This user right here is my ride or die; my wife for life - if any of you epicmafians even DARE to cross her I will be at your doorstep ready to shank you. That is all, goodbye epicmafia!
DreamsX
over 5 years
le' mon (suier)

mitwah

zimbabwaaaayayyyyy

love
-dreams
mac
over 5 years
I KEEP COMING BACK TO UR MESSAGE AND STARING IN SHOCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. TAKE CARE OF UR THROAT PLS