Skoffin

24
Australia
in love with 
part of  family
 
28,302
124
158wins103losses23left

Crypto was my favourite.

I will always be close by; hovering in the skies above.

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Questions

over 10 years
whisper sweet nothings to me, my dear
I'll stick my dick in your ear
deletedabout 11 years
Obviously you're just saving your womb for my superior sperm.
Obviously
anonymousover 11 years
so will you just never have children ever?
I haven't decided whether I will want them one day or not.
anonymousover 11 years
what do when preggo then?
Abort it.
anonymousover 11 years
why do you hate children?
They cry and they're sticky, messy, grubby and grabby.
almost 13 years
I don't understand why.
almost 13 years
Skoffin 16 hours 33 minutes
My space vehicle.
almost 13 years
why...?
deletedalmost 13 years
Sometimes I like to be opaque.
deletedalmost 13 years
What I'm trying to say is, you're gay.
deletedalmost 13 years
Maaaan
deletedalmost 13 years
Hrrrrrffffffff
deletedalmost 13 years
OMFG 
almost 13 years
What is that addition on crypto's avatar?
about 13 years
I rated up your setups and +k'ed you to 156 karma lol.
about 13 years
Skoffinnnnnnnn Whose your alt? =P
about 13 years
I rated up your setups and +k'ed you to 156 karma lol.
deletedabout 13 years
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
deletedabout 13 years
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
about 13 years
UGUUUUUUUUUUUU
deletedabout 13 years
I told people to pick you as replacement mod too.
deletedabout 13 years
You jelly?
about 13 years
Well, are you?
about 13 years
Are you the hooker?
deletedabout 13 years
please keep what u saw, quiet