Skoffin

24
Australia
in love with 
part of  family
 
28,302
124
158wins103losses23left

Crypto was my favourite.

I will always be close by; hovering in the skies above.

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over 10 years
whisper sweet nothings to me, my dear
I'll stick my dick in your ear
deletedover 11 years
Obviously you're just saving your womb for my superior sperm.
Obviously
anonymousalmost 12 years
so will you just never have children ever?
I haven't decided whether I will want them one day or not.
anonymousalmost 12 years
what do when preggo then?
Abort it.
anonymousalmost 12 years
why do you hate children?
They cry and they're sticky, messy, grubby and grabby.
over 13 years
I don't understand why.
over 13 years
Skoffin 16 hours 33 minutes
My space vehicle.
over 13 years
why...?
deletedover 13 years
Sometimes I like to be opaque.
deletedover 13 years
What I'm trying to say is, you're gay.
deletedover 13 years
Maaaan
deletedover 13 years
Hrrrrrffffffff
deletedover 13 years
OMFG 
over 13 years
What is that addition on crypto's avatar?
over 13 years
I rated up your setups and +k'ed you to 156 karma lol.
over 13 years
Skoffinnnnnnnn Whose your alt? =P
over 13 years
I rated up your setups and +k'ed you to 156 karma lol.
deletedover 13 years
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
deletedover 13 years
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
over 13 years
UGUUUUUUUUUUUU
deletedover 13 years
I told people to pick you as replacement mod too.
deletedover 13 years
You jelly?
over 13 years
Well, are you?
over 13 years
Are you the hooker?
deletedover 13 years
please keep what u saw, quiet