All right, settle down, people. We are all upset by Mr. Burns' plan to block out our sun. It is time for decisive action! I have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns' underlings who, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him or at least give him the gist of it.

Also, it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns. Therefore, I will step aside and open up the floor.

GUISE TEST: Ask me about Law School and the Bar Exam. I will probably bitch about it until you tell me to shut up.